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Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan (1982) McCoy. Almirante, não seria mais fácil colocar uma equipe experiente de volta no navio Kirk. Galloping em torno do cosmos é um jogo para o jovem, Doctor. Deixa o Comandante Nyota Uhura. Agora, o que isso significa que Kirk e McCoy estão mudando para Regula One Spock. Jim, tenha cuidado. McCoy. Nós vamos McCoy. Droga Jim, o que diabos é o problema com você Outras pessoas têm aniversários, por que estamos tratando o seu como um funeral Saavik. Almirante, posso fazer uma pergunta a Kirk. Qual é a sua opinião, tenente Saavik. O Kobayashi Maru, senhor. Kirk. Você está me perguntando se estamos jogando esse cenário agora, Saavik. Na prova, senhor. Você vai me dizer o que você fez, eu realmente gostaria de saber. McCoy. Tenente, você está olhando para o único cadete da Frota Estelar que venceu o cenário sem vitórias. Saavik. Como Kirk. Eu reprogramou a simulação, então foi possível resgatar o navio. Saavik. O que David Marcus. Ele traiu. Kirk. Eu mudei as condições do teste obteve um elogio para o pensamento original. Eu não gosto de perder. Saavik. Então você nunca enfrentou essa situação. Enfrentou a morte. Kirk. Eu não acredito no cenário sem vitórias. McCoy. Spock Você está fora de sua mente Vulcan, McCoy. Para onde vamos, Kirk. Onde eles foram. McCoy. Suponha que eles não foram a lugar algum Kirk. Então, esta será sua grande chance de se afastar de tudo. Dr. McCoy. Você está escondido. Escondendo-se por trás de regras e regulamentos. Kirk. Quem eu estou escondendo do Dr. McCoy. De você mesmo, Almirante. Kirk. Donx27t mince words, Bones. O que você realmente acha do Dr. McCoy. Jim, Ix27m seu médico e Ix27m também seu amigo. Receba de volta o seu comando Obtenha de volta antes de se transformar em parte desta coleção, antes de realmente envelhecer. Discutir os efeitos do torpedo Genesis de Genesis. Querido senhor. Você acha que é suficientemente inteligente para isso. Suponha. E se isso fosse usado onde a vida já existe Spock. Isso destruiria essa vida em favor de sua nova matriz. McCoy. Seu x22new matrixx22 Você tem alguma idéia do que você está dizendo Spock. Não estava tentando avaliar suas implicações morais, doutor. Como uma questão de história cósmica, sempre foi mais fácil destruir do que criar. McCoy. Não mais agora podemos fazer os dois ao mesmo tempo Segundo o mito, a Terra foi criada em seis dias. Agora, fique atento. Aqui vem Genesis Wex27ll fazê-lo por você em seis minutos Spock. Na verdade, Dr. McCoy. Você deve aprender a governar suas paixões, elas serão sua destruição. A lógica sugere. McCoy. Lógica Meu Deus, os manx27 falando sobre a lógica wex27re falando sobre o Armagedon universal Você de sangue verde, desumano. McCoy. Hex27s não está realmente morto. Enquanto nos lembrarmos dele. Kirk. Itx27s é uma coisa distante, muito melhor do que eu já fiz antes. Um lugar de descanso muito melhor do qual eu já conheci. Carol Marcus. É um poema Kirk. Não. Algo Spock estava tentando me dizer. No meu aniversário. McCoy. Você está bem, Jim. Como você sente Kirk. Jovem. Eu me sinto jovem. Saavik acabou de deixar o Dr. McCoy. Ela mudou seu penteado Kirk. Eu não tinha notado. Dr. McCoy. Coisas maravilhosas, que Romulan Ale. Kirk foi informado de uma transmissão recebida do Dr. Carol Marcus Dr. McCoy. Nunca chove mas transborda. Kirk. Como médico, você de todas as pessoas deve estar ciente dos perigos da reabertura de feridas antigas. Kirk desenrola o presente de aniversário Bonesx27 Kirk. Romulan Ale. Por que, Bones, você sabe que isso é ilegal. McCoy. Eu só uso isso para fins medicinais. McCoy. Entregando Kirk um presente de aniversário, depois que Kirk lhe entrega a cerveja romulana. Agora você abre essa. Kirk. Tendo presente Ix27m quase com medo de. O que é isso, os afrodisíacos McCoy de Klingon. Não há mais antiguidades para sua coleção. McCoy Agarrando o braço de Spockx27s, você não vai lá Spock. Talvez você esteja certo. Qual é a condição do Sr. Scottx27s McCoy. Vire-se para Scotty Bem, eu não acho que ele. Spock usa a pinça do nervo vulcano em McCoy Spock. Desculpa, doutor, não tenho tempo para explicar isso de forma lógica. Saindo de McCoy e executa Spock da mente. Lembre-se de Kirk. Médico, cure-se McCoy. Deitado no chão, apoiando-se em um cotovelo. É isso tudo o que você tem que dizer. E o meu desempenho Kirk. Ix27m não é um crítico de drama Kirk. Kirk está reagindo - mal - a Spock ordenando que Saavik tire a Enterprise do espaçador, algo que ela nunca fez antes de McCoy. Você quer um tranquilizante Kirk. Agita rapidamente Kirk. Para McCoy, que ainda está deitado onde caiu durante o médico de simulação de Saavikx27, cure-se. McCoy. Isso é tudo o que você tem que dizer O que é meu desempenho Kirk. Ix27m não é um crítico de drama McCoy. A referência ao turboequim Whox27s estava segurando o maldito elevador McCoy. Kirk corre para a sala das máquinas e vê Spock dentro do compartimento do reator. Ele corre para cima, mas McCoy e Scotty mantêm-no de volta. Nenhum Youx27ll inundará todo o compartimento de Kirk. Hex27 Morra Scotty. O senhor Hex27 já está morto. McCoy. Itx27s é tarde demais. Eles deixaram ir e Kirk caminha no copo e empurra o botão de intercomunicação Kirk. Spock Spock passa lentamente para o vidro e empurra o interfone Spock. O navio. Fora de perigo Kirk. Sim. Spock. Não se aflija, almirante. É lógico. As necessidades dos muitos superam. Kirk. As necessidades dos poucos. Spock. Ou a um. Nunca tirei o teste de Kobayashi Maru até agora. O que você acha da minha solução Kirk. Spock. Spock assenta Spock. Eu fui, e sempre será, seu amigo. Ele coloca uma saudação vulcânica no vidro Spock. Vida longa e próspera. Spock morre Kirk. Não. Dr. McCoy. Spock está se preparando para entrar no núcleo de urdidura irradiado. Você está fora de sua mente de Vulcan. Nenhum humano pode tolerar a radiação que existe em Spock. Como você gosta tanto de observar, médico, eu não sou humano. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989) Kirk. O que Deus precisa com uma nave espacial McCoy. Jim, o que você está fazendo Kirk. Ix27m fazendo uma pergunta. X22Godx22. Quem é essa criatura Kirk. Quem sou eu, conheço Arenx27t você Deus Sybok. Ele tem suas dúvidas. X22Godx22. Você duvida de mim Kirk. Procuro provas. McCoy. Jim, você pede ao Todo-Poderoso o ID x22Godx22. Então, aqui está a prova que você procura. Atira Kirk com o raio Kirk. Por que Deus está com raiva da Sybok. Por que você fez isso com meu amigo x22Godx22. Ele duvida de mim. Spock. Você não respondeu sua pergunta. O que Deus precisa com uma nave espacial x22Godx22. Chama Spock com relâmpago e dirige-se a McCoy. Você duvida de mim McCoy. Eu duvido de qualquer Deus que inflige dor para seu próprio prazer. McCoy. Estávamos especulando. Deus está realmente lá Kirk. Talvez não esteja lá, Bones. Talvez seja bem-vinda aqui. Aponta para o coração de Kirk. Coração humano. Spock. Sobre Sybok Ele me faz lembrar de alguém que conheci na minha juventude. McCoy. Por que, Spock, eu não sabia que você tinha um. Spock. Não costumo pensar no passado. Em torno de uma fogueira cantando x22Row Row Row Your Boatx22 Kirk. Vamos. Spock. Por que você não puxou Spock? Eu estava tentando compreender o significado das palavras. McCoy. Itx27s uma música, você de sangue verde. Vulcano. Você cantar. As palavras arenx27t são importantes. Whatx27s importante é que você tenha um bom tempo cantando isso. Spock. Oh, desculpe, doutor. Estávamos nos divertindo McCoy. Deus, gostei melhor dele antes de morrer. Spock. Eu perdi um irmão. Kirk. Sim. Perdi um irmão uma vez. Tive a sorte de recuperá-lo McCoy. Eu pensei que você disse que homens como nós não têm famílias. Kirk. Eu estava errado. Scotty. Para Kirk sobre o status do navio Ah. Tudo o que posso dizer é que eles não podem fazê-los como costumavam. Kirk. Você me disse que você poderia conseguir esse navio operacional em duas semanas, eu dei três, o que aconteceu com Scotty. Eu acho que você me deu muito tempo, capitão. Kirk. Muito bem, Sr. Scott. Continue. Scotty. Sim, senhor. Localiza um engenheiro junior nas proximidades de Scotty. Quantas vezes eu tenho que lhe dizer, a ferramenta certa para o trabalho certo McCoy. Risos, eu acho que nunca mais o vi feliz. Eles entram no computador Turbolift. Le-le-level Kirk. Ponte. Eu espero. Eu poderia usar um banho. Spock. Olha para Kirk Sim. McCoy. Todo esse tempo no espaço, ficando nos nervos uns dos outros. E o que fazemos quando a licença de terra se aproxima. Nós a gastamos juntos. Outras pessoas têm famílias. Kirk. Outras pessoas, Bones. Nem nós. McCoy. Eu lhe falarei uma coisa, Spock: Você nunca deixa de me surpreender. Spock. Nem eu, eu mesmo. McCoy. Em resposta a Spock carregando Kirk enquanto usava botas de jato. Vocês seguem em frente, espero pelo próximo carro. McCoy. Jim. Se você me perguntar, e você não disse, acho que essa é uma idéia terrível. Wex27 é obrigado a se deparar com os Klingons, e eles não são exatamente como você. Kirk. O feelingx27s é mútuo. Sala de maquinas. Scotty. Por cima do interfone Scotty aqui. Kirk. Wex27ll precisa de todo o poder que você pode reunir, senhor. Scotty. Donx27t você se preocupe, capitão. Wex Venceu aqueles demônios Klingon, mesmo que eu tenha que sair e empurrar. Kirk. Espero que venha isso, Sr. Scott. Kirk. X22Tanto eu pergunto é um navio alto e uma estrela para dirigir. x22 McCoy. Melville. Spock. John Masefield. McCoy. Você tem certeza sobre isso Spock. Estou bem versado nos clássicos, doutor. McCoy. Então, como é que você não sabe x22Row, Row, Row Your Boatx22 Spock ergue o olho de um jantar de fogueira Spock. Sementes bipodais, doutora McCoy. Feijões, Spock. Mas sem feijões comuns. Estes são de uma receita especial do Sul transmitida pelo meu pai. E se você enfia o nariz de Vulcan neles, não é só me insultar, mas gerações de McCoys. Spock. Nesse caso, eu tenho pouca escolha além de provar seus feijões. As últimas linhas surgiram numa fogueira Kirk. Para Spock Você apenas vai sentar-se lá e arrancar aquela coisa ou você vai jogar algo Spock? Começa a jogar Kirk. McCoy. Spock. Cantando em canon Row, row, row seu barco, gentilmente descer o fluxo. Merrily, alegremente, alegremente, alegremente, a vida é apenas um sonho. Kirk. O que você está fazendo Spock? Estou me preparando para brindar um melão de pântano. McCoy. Bem, eu vou ser condenado. Um melão de pântano. Por onde você aprendeu a fazer isso Spock. Antes de sair do navio, consultei a biblioteca do computador para familiarizar-me com os costumes associados ao x22camping outx22. McCoy. Bem, diga-me, Spock. O que você faz depois de brindar o marsher, os melões de pântano Spock. Nós os consumimos. McCoy. Eu sei que os consumimos. Quero dizer depois disso. Spock. Oh. Eu acredito que somos obrigados a nos envolver em um ritual conhecido como o canto-a-longo. Sybok. O que você está fazendo Kirk. Para diminuir e re-elevar os escudos o mais rápido possível, wex27 vai renunciar ao feixe do trator e levá-la manualmente. McCoy. Manual Sybok. Com que frequência você fez este Sulu. Sorrisos Na verdade, a minha primeira tentativa foi minha. McCoy. McCoy está vendo Kirk escalar uma montanha x22Youx. Venha um ótimo momento, Bones. Você vai aproveitar sua licença de terra. Youx27ll relax. x22 Você chama esse relaxante Ix27m de um naufrágio nervoso. Não preciso ter cuidado, eu vou acabar falando comigo mesmo. Kirk. Maldita seja, Spock, dózo, Spock. Capitão, o que fiz de Kirk. O que você já fez é trair todos os homens neste navio Spock. Pior, Ix27ve te traiu. Não espero que você me perdoe. Kirk. Perdoe-lhe, eu vou te bater em seu maldito jumento Spock. Se você acha que isso ajudaria. McCoy. Você quer que eu o abrace, Jim Kirk. Você fica fora disso Porquê, Spock, porque Tudo que você tinha que fazer é puxar o gatilho Spock. Se eu tivesse feito isso, Sybok ficaria morto. Kirk. Eu ordenei que você defendesse seu navio Spock. Você me ordenou para matar meu irmão. Kirk. Mas o homem pode ser um companheiro vulcano, mas ele. Spock. Não, não, você não entende. Sybok também é filho de Sarek. Kirk. Você quer dizer hex27s seu irmão x22brotherx22, Spock acena com a cabeça Kirk. Você inventou isso. Spock. Eu não. Kirk. Você também fez isso. Sybok não poderia ser seu irmão porque, por acaso, sei que você tem um irmão. Spock. Tecnicamente, você está certo, eu não tenho um irmão. Kirk. Você vê Spock. Eu tenho um meio-irmão. Kirk. Tenho que me sentar. X22Star Trek: The Tholian Web (3.9) x22 (1968) falando sobre comunicadores a bordo do USS Defiant Dr. McCoy. O que o demônio Capt. Kirk. Bones, o que é isso - Bones, o que é Responda - Responda-me Dr. McCoy. Jim, este navio está se dissolvendo. Minha mão passou por um homem e uma mesa. Capitão Kirk. Bones, você pode me dizer o que todos morreram pelo Dr. McCoy. Ix27d disse que essas pessoas se mataram. Capitão Kirk. Eles o que o Dr. McCoy. Você ouviu corretamente, Jim, essas pessoas se mataram. Capitão Kirk. Poderia. A doença mental infectou toda a equipe do Dr. McCoy. De acordo com o registro do shipx27s, o cirurgião médico aqui em baixo nem sabia o que estava acontecendo. Dr. McCoy. Sobre Kirk Ele era um herói em todos os sentidos da palavra, mas sua vida foi sacrificada por nada. A única coisa que teria dado o significado de sua morte é a segurança da Enterprise. Agora, você tornou isso impossível, Sr. Spock. Scott acaba de relatar ter visto o capitão, que é presumido morto, em Engineering Mr. Spock. Em momentos críticos, os homens às vezes vêem exatamente o que desejam ver. Dr. McCoy. Você acha que eles estão vendo Jim porque eles perderam confiança em você, Sr. Spock. Eu estava apenas afirmando um fato, doutor. Dr. McCoy. Até mesmo Scottyx27s sendo afetado. Se Scotty for abaixo, esse é o final de qualquer chance de ter o Enterprise fora daqui. Dr. McCoy. Apanhar-se para ter uma explosão. Deve ser este espaço está me chegando também. Eu sei que não tem nada que você tenha feito, Spock. Eu, Ix27m desculpe. Sr. Spock. Eu entendo, doutor. Tenho certeza de que o Capitão simplesmente teria dito: x27 Esqueça, Bones. x27 Sr. Spock. Sobre o desenvolvimento de um antídoto A urgência requer sua atenção pessoal no laboratório. Dr. McCoy. Minha equipe está trabalhando o tempo todo. Meu ser não afetará a bioquímica de nenhum dos testes. Este serviço exige minha atenção pessoal, Sr. Spock. Dr. McCoy. O capitão deixou uma fita de mensagem. Era seu pedido que ele fosse revisado por nós dois, se ele fosse declarado morto. Você acabou de declarar morto de Jim. Sr. Spock. Espera por um momento mais apropriado, doutor. Dr. McCoy. Por que você está com medo de mudar seu status atual, Sr. Spock. O estado mental e físico desta equipe é sua responsabilidade, o médico. No momento, eles são a sua principal prioridade. Dr. McCoy. A última ordem do Captainx27s é a principal prioridade, e você vai honrar essa ordem, antes de assumir o Dr. McCoy. Depois de ver Kirkx27s x22posthumousx22 pedidos para eles Spock, eu, uh. Ix27m desculpe. Isso magoa, não é o Sr. Spock. O que você gostaria que eu dissesse, doutor Dr. McCoy. Seja como for, a tripulação do Defiant para matar uns aos outros pode ser transmissível. Sr. Spock. Há algo que você precisa para isolar a causa Dr. McCoy. Tempo. Sr. Spock. Tenho a confiança de que logo irá isolar a causa, o Doutor, e evitar qualquer propagação da aflição. Dr. McCoy. A doença não é transmitida pelos homens, Sr. Spock. A causa é a área do espaço wex27re dentro. Itx27s afetando toda a equipe. A estrutura molecular dos tecidos cerebrais no sistema nervoso central está distorcendo, e a loucura que afetou a equipe do Defiantx27 acontecerá em breve à Enterprise. Dr. McCoy. O que você teve para ganhar lutando contra os moróis Você poderia ter certeza de uma capitania deixando a área. Mas você escolheu ficar. Por que o Sr. Spock. Não preciso explicar o meu raciocínio para você, nem para qualquer outro membro dessa equipe. Existe uma margem de variação em qualquer experiência. Embora houvesse uma chance, fui obrigado, legal e moralmente, a verificar o status do Capitão. Dr. McCoy. Você quer dizer com certeza se ele estava morto. Bem, você se certificou disso. Dr. McCoy. Devo admitir que não entendi, Spock. Mas eu simplesmente posso acreditar que você gostaria do comando de Jimx27s. Mas você deve saber que, se você nos tirar desta situação, eles vão empatar uma medalha no seu baú e dar-lhe o comando da Enterprise. Sr. Spock. Doutora, EU SOU o comando da Enterprise. Dr. McCoy. Gostaria de remediar essa situação. Sr. Spock Se você acredita que eu agi irregularmente, então me isente do dever. Essa é a sua prerrogativa como médica deste navio. Sr. Spock. Sobre o fato de teragen ser um gás mortal do nervo Klingon Se eu me lembro corretamente, isso causou fatalidade somente quando usado na forma pura. Dr. McCoy. Thatx27s certo. E neste derivado, misturado com álcool, ele simplesmente amortece certas entradas de nervo para o cérebro. Scott. Oh, bem, qualquer marca decente de ovos Scotchx27 fazer isso. Dr. McCoy. Oh, bem, um bom slug disso, e você poderia bater um homem com phaser stun e hex27d nunca senti-lo, ou mesmo sabê-lo. Scott. Faz uma boa mistura com Scotch Dr. McCoy. Deveria. Scott. Dirigindo-se com o copo do derivado de Theragen Ix27ll, deixe-o saber. Capitão Kirk. Howx27d que vocês dois se dão bem sem o Dr. McCoy. Oh, nós conseguimos. Er, o Sr. Spock deu as ordens e encontrei as respostas. Capitão Kirk. Boa. Então, não, nenhum problema entre você, Sr. Spock. Nenhum vale a pena relatar, capitão. Capitão Kirk. Me teste. Sr. Spock. Mmm, apenas distúrbios menores que são inevitáveis quando os seres humanos estão envolvidos. Capitão Kirk. Qual dos seres humanos, Sr. Spock, Dr. McCoy. O que ele significa é que, quando Humanos se envolvem com Vulcans, Jim. Capitão Kirk. Bem, espero que os meus últimos pedidos tenham sido úteis na resolução de problemas que você não sente que valem a pena denunciar. Sr. Spock. Ordens, capitão Dr. McCoy. A que ordens você está falando, Jim Capt. Kirk. M - meus últimos pedidos. As últimas ordens que eu deixei para ambos. para ambos. As últimas ordens gravadas Dr. McCoy. Oh, essas ordens Bem, lá, não havia tempo. Nunca tivemos a chance de ouvi-los. Sr. Spock. Não. Você vê, a crise estava sobre nós e depois passou tão rápido, capitão, que nós, er. Capitão Kirk. Boa. Boa. Bem, espero que possamos ter. Oportunidades semelhantes para testar essas ordens, que você nunca ouviu. X417x432x435x437x434x43Dx44Bx439 x43Fx443x442x44C (2009) Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Permissão para falar livremente, senhor Spock. Congratulo-me com isso. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Você está bem, então. Você está fora de sua mente de Vulcan. Você está fazendo uma escolha lógica, enviando Kirk longe, provavelmente. Mas, o certo Você sabe, de volta para casa, nós temos um ditado: x22 Se você estiver viajando no Kentucky Derby, você deixará o seu prêmio garanhão no estábulo. Sp22 Spock. Uma metáfora curiosa, o médico, como um garanhão, deve primeiro ser quebrada antes que ela possa atingir seu potencial. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Meu Deus, cara, você poderia, pelo menos, agir como se fosse uma decisão difícil. Spock. Pretendo ajudar no esforço para restabelecer a comunicação com a Frota Estelar. No entanto, se a moral da tripulação for melhor servida pela minha roaming nos salões chorando, com vontade de adiar a sua experiência médica. Com licença. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Enquanto Spock deixa hobgoblin de sangue verde. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Posso vomitar você. James T. Kirk. Eu acho que essas coisas são bastante seguras. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Donx27t pander para mim, criança. Uma pequena rachadura no casco e nosso sangue ferve em treze segundos. O alargamento solar pode surgir, nos cozinhe nos nossos assentos. E espero que você esteja sentado bem com um caso de telhas andorianas, veja se você ainda está tão relaxado quando seus globos oculares estão sangrando. O espaço é doença e perigo envolvido na escuridão e no silêncio. James T. Kirk. Bem, eu odeio deixar isso com você, mas Starfleet opera no espaço. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Sim. Bem, não tenho para onde ir. A ex-esposa tomou todo o maldito planeta no divórcio. Tudo o que tenho à esquerda é os meus ossos. Oficial de vôo. Você precisa de um médico. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Eu disse às pessoas que eu não preciso de um médico, droga - EU SOU um médico oficial de vôo. Você precisa voltar para o seu lugar. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Eu tive um. No banheiro sem janelas. Oficial de vôo. Você precisa voltar no seu lugar, AGORA. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Eu sofro de aviophobia - significa medo de morrer em algo que voa Flight Officer. Senhor, por sua própria segurança, sente-se ou então, eu vou fazer você se sentar Spock. No interfone Dr. Puri, relatório. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. McCoy de Itx27s. Dr. Puri estava no Deck 6. Hex27s morto. Spock. Então você acabou de herdar sua responsabilidade como Diretor Médico. McCoy olha para uma sala médica queimada cheia de vítimas do ataque Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Sim, me diga algo que eu conheço o oficial de segurança. McCoy está meio levando Kirk, depois de injetar-lhe uma vacina. Kirk é escaneado Kirk, James T. Ele não está autorizado a bordo da empresa. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Código médico estados x22 O tratamento e transporte de um paciente deve ser determinado a critério de seu médico assistente22 - que é eu - então Ix27m levando o Sr. Kirk a bordo, ou você gostaria de explicar ao capitão Pike porque a empresa entrou em crise Sem um dos seus oficiais de segurança médica sênior. Como você era. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Irritado como você era Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Para Kirk Vamos, ele leva Kirk para o navio James T. Kirk. Ainda estou sofrendo com a vacina. Minha boca é comichosa. É esse Leonard normal x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Bem, esses sintomas demoram muito. Ix27m vai dar-lhe um sedativo suave. James T. Kirk. Oh, gostaria que eu não conhecesse você. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Seja tão infantil. Ele agarra Kirk com uma agulha hipodérmica James T. Kirk. OWW por quanto tempo ele deveria. Ele de repente colapsa na cama Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Balançando a cabeça, inacreditável. James T. Kirk. Bones, não é incomodo para você que nenhum onex27 já passou no teste Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Jim, itx27s o Kobayashi Maru. NENHUM passa o teste, e ninguém volta por segundos, muito menos terços. James T. Kirk. Deixando eu tenho que estudar. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Estude, meu traseiro. Tenente Nyota Uhura. Durante o teste de Kobayashi Maru Estamos recebendo um sinal de socorro dos EUA Kobayashi Maru. O navio perdeu o poder e está encalhado. O Comando da Frota Estelar nos ordenou resgatá-los. James T. Kirk. Claramente aproveitando-se x22Starfleet Command ordenou-nos a resgatá-los. CAPTAIN. x22 Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Levanta os olhos Dois navios Klingon entraram na Zona Neutral e nos bloquearam as armas. James T. Kirk. Chubricão Thatx27s tudo bem. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. X22Thatx27s okayx22 James T. Kirk. Sim, não se preocupe com isso. Administrador de teste. Ele disse que x22Donx27t se preocupe com o administrador de teste itx22. Ele não está levando a sério a sério Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Três mais Klingon warbirds declamando e visando nosso navio. Não acho que isso seja um problema. Simulator Tactical Officer. Eles estão disparando, capitão. James T. Kirk. Alert Medical Bay prepara-se para receber TODOS os membros da tripulação do navio danificado. Tenente Nyota Uhura. E como você espera que nós os resgatemos quando estamos cercados por Klingons, o Capitão James T. Kirk. Não levando qualquer coisa ou ninguém a sério Alerta médica Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Nosso navio está sendo atingido. Protege em sessenta por cento. James T. Kirk. Com indiferença, eu entendo. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Exasperado Bem, devemos - eu não digo - despedir James T. Kirk. Puxa uma maçã do nada e começa a comer no. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Claro que não. Toda a simulação desliga de repente e, em seguida, inicia o backup do Administrador de teste. O que é isso Whatx27s em James T. Kirk. Hm. Fotógrafos do braço. Prepare-se para disparar sobre o Klingon warbirds. Simulator Tactical Officer. Sim senhor. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Jim, seus escudos ainda estão sob James T. Kirk. Eles são Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Cheques novamente não. Não são. James T. Kirk. Fogo em todos os navios inimigos. Um fóton deve fazer. Letx27s não desperdiçam munição. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Alvo bloqueado e adquirido em todos os warbirds. Atirar. A simulação mostra que os pássaros foram destruídos um por um oficial tático da Simulator. Todos os navios destruídos, capitão. James T. Kirk. Comece a resgatar a tripulação encalhada. James T. Kirk. Arquivando a vitória. Então, Wex27ve conseguiu eliminar todos os navios inimigos, ninguém a bordo foi ferido e o resgate bem sucedido da tripulação Kobayashi Maru é. Em andamento. Demora uma grande mordida de sua maçã Kirk. Puxa para fora da cama de repente de ser sedado Lightning storm Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Ah, Jim, você está acordado. Como você sente, ele olha para baixo, de repente, se alarmou Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Bom Deus, cara Kirk. O que AH Ele grita e levanta as mãos, que agora são duas vezes o tamanho normal de Kirk. O que diabos é esse Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Uma reação à vacina, maldita capela enfermeira, eu preciso de 50 ccx27s de Cortizone Nurse Chapel. Sim, senhor, ele começa a procurar Kirk, enquanto Kirk remete a mensagem de Chekovx27, Pavel Chekov. No computador. Parecia ser uma tempestade de relâmpagos no espaço. Kirk. Bones Nós temos que parar o navio Ele tira fora correndo pelo corredor Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Correndo atrás dele, Jim Ix27m não está brincando, você precisa manter seu ritmo cardíaco para baixo, ele busca um kit de primeiros socorros enquanto Jim acessa outro console de computador Kirk. Computador, localize o membro da equipe Uhura. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Você sabe, eu não vi uma reação tão ruim quanto a escola de medicina Kirk. Wex27re voando em uma armadilha Ele começa a correr de novo Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy. Maldita sea, Jim, ainda está injetável novamente Kirk. Geme com dor OW STOP QUE ele atravessa a sala das máquinas, procurando Uhura Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991) depois que Kirk e Martia se apaixonadamente McCoy. O que é com você, de qualquer forma Kirk. Ainda acho que vamos terminar McCoy. Agora, mais do que nunca, a equipe entra na ponte de Kirk. Mais uma vez, a civilização salva nossa como a conhecemos. McCoy. E a boa notícia é que eles não vão processar. Uhuru. Eles também poderiam me processar. Eu me senti como o tenente Valeris. McCoy. Olha para Spock bem, eles não podem processar as pessoas por ter sentimentos. Chekov. Assim como também, ou todos nós precisamos nos entregar. Capitão James T. Kirk. Ix27m vai dormir isso. Por favor, deixe-me saber se existem 27 outras maneiras de estragar esta noite. Comandante Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy, M. D.. Ix27m vou me encontrar uma panela de café preto. General Chang. Prosseguindo com o Dr. McCoy, você seria tão bom para me dizer qual é o seu estado atual do comandante Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy, M. D. Bem, além de um toque de artrite, eu digo muito bom. Um riso disperso da audiência que McCoy sorri, mas vê Chang, sem lembrar o general Chang. Unamused Você tem um espírito singular, Doctor. Capitão James T. Kirk. Bones, Ix27m usando um patch de verídio na minha parte de trás Spock bateu lá logo antes de irmos ao navio Gorkonx27s Comandante Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy, M. D.. Por que, aquele vulgar pequeno Vulcan Kirk. O que todos estamos fazendo aqui McCoy. Talvez eles nos lancem uma festa de aposentadoria. Scotty. Isso me convém. Acabei de comprar um barco. Uhuru. Isso melhor seria bom. Ix27m deveria presidir um seminário na Academia. Chekov. Capitão, não é isso, apenas para McCoy, de alto nível. Se estamos todos aqui, onde é Sulu Kirk. Capitão Sulu, em missão. O capitão James T. Kirk de Wherex27s. Spock irradiou Kirk e Bones a bordo apenas antes de descobrir quem os moldou. Não há nada de todo o filho de um - Poder, você esperou dois segundos. Eles estavam prestes a nos contar o Comandante Pavel Andreievich Chekov. Você quer voltar Comandante Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy, M. D.. Absolutamente não o capitão James T. Kirk. Sussurrando Itx27s frio. Spock e McCoy estão indo para o comandante da baía Torpedo, Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy, M. D.. Aposto que você queria que você estivesse na cama, o capitão James T. Kirk. Valeris acaba de engajar propulsores para levar a empresa da Spacedock. Obrigado tenente, diante de um poder de impulso de um quarto, tenente Valeris. Gira na cadeira para encarar o capitão de Kirk, posso lembrá-lo de que os regulamentos especificam propulsores somente enquanto estão em espaçador. Comandante Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy, M. D.. A tripulação da ponte tosse alto, Chekov balança a cabeça, Uhura tuts suavemente. McCoy se inclina para provocar Spock Jim, o capitão James T. Kirk. Você ouviu a ordem, tenente. Tenente Valeris. Sim, senhor Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984) Kirk. Como estamos fazendo McCoy. Como o x22wex22 é engraçado, você deve colocá-lo assim, Jim. X22Wex22 estão indo bem. Mas eu sentia-me mais seguro de lhe dar um dos meus rins do que o que acontecia no meu cérebro. Kirk. Scotty, você é tão bom quanto sua palavra. Scotty. Sim, senhor. The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain. giving McCoy a handful of computer chips Scotty . Here, Doctor, souvenirs from one surgeon to another. I took them out of her main transwarp computer drive. McCoy . Nice of you to tell me in advance. Kirk . Thatx27s what you get for missing staff meetings, Doctor. Gentlemen, your work today has been outstanding and I intend to recommend you all for promotion. in whatever fleet we end up serving. Kirk . Youx27re suffering from a Vulcan mind-meld, doctor. McCoy . That green-blooded son of a bitch Itx27s his revenge for all the arguments he lost. Alien . To your planet, welcome. McCoy . I think thatx27s my line, stranger. Alien . Oh, forgive. I here am new. But you are known, being McCoy from Enterprise. McCoy . You have me at a disadvantage, sir. Alien . Oh, I name not important. You seek I. Message received. Available ship stands by. McCoy . How much and how soon Alien . How soon is now. How much is, where McCoy . Somewhere in the Mutara sector. Alien . Oh, Mutara restricted Take permits many money more. McCoy . There arenx27t gonna be any damned permits How can you get a permit to do a damned illegal thing Look, price you name, money I got. Alien . Place you name, money I name, otherwise bargain, no. McCoy . Alright, damn it Itx27s Genesis The name of the place wex27re going is GENESIS Alien . Genesis McCoy . Yes, Genesis How can you be deaf with ears like that Alien . Genesis allowed is not Is planet forbidden Kirk . Scan for vessels in pursuit. McCoy . in Spockx27s voice and manner Scanning. Indications negative at this time. everyone stares at him McCoy . as himself Did I get it right Kirk . Great, Bones. Just great. Kirk . showing the Vulcan salute How many fingers do I have up McCoy . Thatx27s not very damn funny. Kirk . Youx27re sense of humorx27s returned McCoy . The hell it has Kirk finds McCoy in Spockx27s quarters McCoy . Jim. help me. You left me. on Genesis. why did you do that Help me. Kirk . Bones What the hell are you doing Have you lost your mind McCoy . Help me, Jim. Take me home. Kirk . Home is where we are. We are home. McCoy . Then perhaps itx27s not too late. Climb the steps, Jim. Climb the steps of Mount Seleyah. Kirk . Mount Seleyah Bones, Mount Seleyahx27s on Vulcan. Wex27re home. On Earth. McCoy . Remember. Mr. Adventure . Look at you. Youx27re a twenty-year space veteran, yet you pick the worst duty station in town. I mean, look at this place. This is the hind end of space. Uhura . Peace and quiet appeals to me, Lieutenant. Mr. Adventure . Well, maybe thatx27s okay for someone like you, whose career is winding down. But me, I need some excitement, some adventure. maybe even just a surprise or two. Uhura . Well, you know what they say, Lieutenant. Be careful what you wish for. You might get it. Kirk, McCoy and Sulu enter the transporter room Kirk . Uhura, is everything ready Uhura . Step into my parlor, gentlemen. Mr. Adventure . Thatx27s Admiral Kirk, my God Uhura . Very good for you, Lieutenant. Mr. Adventure . But itx27s damned irregular. No destination points, no encoded IDx27s. Uhura . All true. Mr. Adventure . So what are we gonna do about it Uhura . Ix27m not gonna do anything about it. Youx27re gonna sit in the closet. Mr. Adventure . The closet Have you lost your sense of reality Uhura . This isnx27t reality. Turns a phaser on him Uhura . This is fantasy. You wanted adventure, howx27s this The old adrenaline going, huh Good boy. Now get in the closet. Mr. Adventure . All right. Uhura . Go on. Mr. Adventure . Ix27ll just get in the closet. All right Damn Falls into the closet and shuts the door McCoy . Ix27m glad youx27re on our side Kirk . Pointing to the closet Are you sure you can handle. Uhura . Oh, Ix27ll have x22Mr. Adventurex22 eating out of my hand, sir. And Ix27ll see all of you at the rendezvous. Witnessing the destruction of the Enterprise Kirk . My God, Bones. what have I done McCoy . What you had to do, what you always do. Turn death into a fighting chance to live. Sulu . One minute to space doors. McCoy . Are you just gonna walk through them Kirk . Calm yourself, Doctor. the Enterprise faces off against a cloaked Klingon Bird-of-Prey Kirk . If my guess is right, shex27ll have to decloak before she can fire. McCoy . May all your guesses be right. McCoy . Rapid aging. All genetic functions highly accelerated. Kirk . What about his mind McCoy . His mind is a void. It seems, Admiral, that Ix27ve got all his marbles. Kirk . Is there anything we can do Saavik . Only one thing, sir. Get him off this planet. His aging is part of whatx27s going on around us. McCoy is informed of the danger of the transfusion McCoy . I choose the danger. Kirk glances at McCoy McCoy . mutters to Kirk Hell of a time to ask. McCoy . to an unconscious Spock Ix27m gonna tell you something that I. never thought Ix27d ever hear myself say. But it seems Ix27ve. missed you. And I donx27t know if I could stand to lose you again. Vulcan High Priestess . Sarek Child of Sx27kon, child of Sox27kar The body of your son breathes still. What is your wish Sarek . I ask for fal tor pan: the refusion. Vulcan High Priestess . What you seek has not been done in ages past and then, only in legend. Your request is not logical. Sarek . Forgive me, Tx27layr. My logic is uncertain where my son is concerned. Vulcan High Priestess . Who is the keeper of the katra McCoy . I am. McCoy, Leonard H, son of David. Vulcan High Priestess . McCoy, son of David, since thou art human, we cannot expect thee to fully comprehend what Sarek has requested. Spockx27s body lives: with your approval, we shall use all our powers to return to his body that which you possess. Vulcan High Priestess . But McCoy, you must now be warned. The danger to thyself is as grave as the danger to Spock. You must make the choice. McCoy . I choose the danger. Hell of a time to ask. Kirk . Unit two, this is unit one. The Kobayashi Maru has set sail for the promised land. Acknowledge. Chekov . on communicator Message acknowledged. All units will be informed. McCoy . Youx27re taking me to the promised land Kirk . What are friends for x421x442x430x440x442x440x435x43A: x412x43Ex437x43Cx435x437x434x438x435 (2013) from trailer Spock . Captain, I cannot allow you to do this Bones . Jim, youx27re not actually going after this guy, are you James T. Kirk . I have no idea what Ix27m supposed to do I only know what I can do James T. Kirk . If Spock were here, and I were there, what would he do Bones . Hex27d let you die. Bones . You were barely dead, it was the transfusion that really took its toll. You were in a coma for two weeks. James T. Kirk . Transfusion Bones . Your cells were heavily irradiated. We had no choice. James T. Kirk . Khan Bones . We synthesized a serum from his. super blood. Tell me, are you feeling homicidal, power-mad, despotic James T. Kirk . No more than usual. Sulu . Attention: John Harrison. This is Captain Hikaru Sulu of the USS Enterprise. A shuttle of highly trained officers is on its way to your location. If you do not surrender to them immediately, I will unleash the entire payload of advanced long-range torpedoes currently locked on to your location. You have two minutes to confirm your compliance. Refusal to do so will result in your obliteration. And If you test me, you will fail. Bones . Mr. Sulu, remind me never to piss you off. Bones . Five years in space, God help me. Bones . Damn it, man, Ix27m a doctor, not a torpedo technician Spock . The fact that your are a doctor is precisely why I need you to listen very carefully. Bones . You donx27t rob a bank when your getaway car has a flat tire. first lines Bones . Damn it, man That was our ride You just stunned our ride James T. Kirk . Oh, great. Bones . to Kirk Are you out of your cornfed mind Bones . Donx27t agree with me, Spock, it makes me very uncomfortable. Spock . Perhaps, you too should learn to govern your emotions, Doctor. Bones . Why the hell did he surrender James T. Kirk . I donx27t know. But he just took out a squad of Klingons single-handedly. I want to know how. Bones . Sounds like we have a superman on board. James T. Kirk . You tell me. Bones . Jim, you just sat that man down at a high-stakes poker game with no cards and told him to bluff. Now, Sulux27s a good man, but hex27s no captain. James T. Kirk . For the next two hours, he is. And enough with the metaphors, all right Thatx27s an order. James T. Kirk . over the comm Bones, thanks for helping out. Dr. Marcus asked for the steadiest hands on the ship. Bones . disgruntled with his dangerous mission and aware of Kirkx27s attraction to Dr. Marcus You know, when I dreamed about being stuck on a deserted planet with a gorgeous woman, there was no torpedo James T. Kirk . Dr. McCoy, may I remind you that youx27re not there to flirt. Bones . So how can these legendary hands help you, Dr. Marcus James T. Kirk . Bones. Bones . to Carol Sweetheart, I once performed an emergency C-section on a pregnant Gorn. Octuplets, and let me tell you, those little bastards bite. I think I can work some magic on your missile. Scotty . No Ix27m not signing anything Now get these bloody things off my ship sees Kirk Scotty . Captain James T. Kirk . Is there a problem, Mr. Scott Scotty . Aye, sir I was just explaining to this gentlemen that I cannae authorize any weapons on board this ship without knowing whatx27s inside them Spock . Mr. Scott raises yet another point that le. James T. Kirk . Report to the bridge. Spock . Captain. leaves the engineering room James T. Kirk . Mr. Scott, I understand your concerns but we need these torpedoes on board Scotty . Due respect, sir, but photo torpedoes run on fuel, now I cannae detect the type of fuel thatx27s in the compartments on these torpedoes because itx27s shielded. Now I asked for the specifications but he says. gestures to Torpedo Security Torpedo Security . Itx27s classified. Scotty . repeating exasperatedly Itx27s classified. So I said no specs, no signature Sulu . from deck above Captain, flight checks complete, wex27re good to go, sir. James T. Kirk . Thank you, Mr. Sulu. Sulu . Yes, sir. Scotty . Now if youx27ll excuse me, sir, I have a warp core to prime. walks away Scotty . to Keenser Get down Bones . Jim, your vitals are way off. James T. Kirk . Report to the medbay. follows Scotty to the warp core James T. Kirk . Scotty I need you to approve those weapons. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986) Kirk . Out of the way. Shore Patrolman . Sorry, Doctor, I have strict orders. Dr. Gillian Taylor . Gillian moans in pain McCoy . My God, man. Do you want an acute case on your hands This woman has immediate postprandial, upper-abdominal distention. Now, out of the way Get out of the way They enter the operating room Kirk . What did you say she has McCoy . Cramps. McCoy . I mean, I may have carried your soul, but I sure couldnx27t fill your shoes. Spock . My shoes McCoy . Forget it. McCoy . McCoy, masked and in surgical garb, passes an elderly woman groaning on a gurney in the hallway Whatx27s the matter with you Elderly patient . weakly Kidney pause Elderly patient . dialysis. McCoy . geniunely surprised Dialysis musing to himself McCoy . What is this, the Dark Ages He turns back to the patient and hands her a large white pill McCoy . Here, pause McCoy . you swallow that, and if you have any more problems, just call me He pats her cheek and leaves McCoy . My God, man Drilling holes in his head isnx27t the answer Now put away your butcher knives and let me save this patient before itx27s too late Kirk . Mr. Spock, have you accounted for the variable mass of whales and water in your time re-entry program Spock . Mr. Scott cannot give me exact figures, Admiral, so. I will make a guess. Kirk . A guess You, Spock Thatx27s extraordinary. Spock . to Dr. McCoy I donx27t think he understands. McCoy . No, Spock. He means that he feels safer about your guesses than most other peoplex27s facts. Spock . Then youx27re saying. pause Spock . It is a compliment McCoy . Isto é. Spock . Ah. Then, I will try to make the best guess I can. McCoy . Please do. McCoy . You, ah, realize of course that if we give him the formula wex27re altering the future. Scotty . Why How do we know he didnx27t invent the thing McCoy . Dr. McCoy is talking about Mr. Spock McCoy . I donx27t know if youx27ve got the whole picture, but hex27s not exactly working on all thrusters. McCoy . Youx27re going to try time traveling in this rustbucket Kirk . Well, wex27ve done it before. McCoy . Sure, you slingshot around the Sun, pick up enough speed - Youx27re in time warp. If you donx27t, youx27re fried. Kirk . I prefer it to nothing. McCoy . I prefer a dose of common sense Youx27re proposing that we go backwards in time, find humpback whales, then bring them foward in time, drop x27em off, and hope to Hell they tell this probe what to do with itself Kirk . Thatx27s the general idea. McCoy . Well, thatx27s crazy Kirk . Youx27ve got a better idea pause Kirk . Nowx27s the time. McCoy . Perhaps, we could cover a little philosophical ground. Life pause McCoy . Death pause McCoy . Life. pause McCoy . Things of that nature. Spock . I did not have time on Vulcan to review the philosophical disciplines. McCoy . Cx27mon, Spock, itx27s me, McCoy. You really have gone where no manx27s gone before. Canx27t you tell me what it felt like Spock . It would be impossible to discuss the subject without a common frame-of-reference. McCoy . Youx27re joking Spock . A joke pause Spock . is a story with a humorous climax. McCoy . You mean I have to die to discuss your insights on death Spock . Forgive me, Doctor. I am receiving a number of distress calls. McCoy . I donx27t doubt it. McCoy . probing Chekovx27s head Tearing of the middle meningeal artery. Doctor 1 . Whatx27s your degree in, dentistry McCoy . How do YOU explain slowing pulse, low respiratory rate and coma Doctor 1 . Fundascopic examination McCoy . Fundascopic examination is unrevealing in these cases Doctor 1 . A simple evacuation of the epidural hematoma will relieve the pressure McCoy . My God man, drilling holes in his head is not the answer The artery must be repaired Now, put away your butcherx27s knives and let me save this patient before itx27s too late McCoy . You sure this is such a bright idea Kirk . What do you mean McCoy . referring to Spock I mean him Back at his post like nothing happened. I donx27t know if you got the whole picture or not, but hex27s not quite operating on all thrusters Kirk . Itx27ll come back to him. McCoy . Are you sure Kirk doesnx27t answer McCoy . Thatx27s what I thought. Kirk is pacing back and forth, considering a below-decks room in the Klingon ship for possible whale transport Kirk . Scotty, how long is this bay Scotty . About sixty feet, Admiral. Kirk . Can you enclose it to hold water Scotty . laughs I suppose I could. You planning to take a swim McCoy . sourly Off the deep end, Mr. Scott Kirk . We got to find some humpbacks. Scotty . Humpbacked. people Kirk . Whales, Mr. Scott, whales Spock . Ready to engage computer, Admiral. Kirk . Whatx27s our target in time Spock . Late twentieth century. Kirk . Can you be more specific Spock . Not with this equipment. Ix27ve had to program some of the variables from memory. Kirk . What are some of the variables Spock . The availability of fuel components, mass of the vessel through a time continuum, and probable location of humpback whales - in this case, the Pacific Basin. Kirk . And you programmed all that from memory Spock . Eu tenho. McCoy . Angels and ministers of grace, defend us Spock . recognizing the quote Hamlet, Act One, Scene Four. Kirk . smiling No doubt about your memory, Spock. Engage computers. Prepare for warp speed. McCoy . So, this is the probex27s way of saying, x22hellox22 to the people of Earth Spock . looking annoyed There are other species on earth. Only human arrogance would assume the signal must be meant for mankind. x22Star Trek: Spockx27s Brain (3.1)x22 (1968) Kirk, McCoy and Scotty are in an elevator that descends abruptly Dr. McCoy . Call Chekov and tell him to send my stomach down Kara . Brain and brain What is BRAIN It is Controller, is it not Dr. McCoy . Yes. Yes, in a way, it is. The human brain controls the individualx27s functions. Captain James T. Kirk . with dawning realization Bones. Scotty. Spockx27s. brain. controls. Dr. McCoy . Ix27ll never live this down - this Vulcan is telling ME how to operate. Dr. McCoy . His body lives, the autonomic functions continue. But there is no mind. Dr. McCoy . Vulcan physiology limits what I can do. Spockx27s body is much more dependent on that tremendous brain for life support. Captain James T. Kirk . Then wex27ll have to take him with us. Dr. McCoy . Take him. take him where Captain James T. Kirk . In search of his brain, Doctor. Dr. McCoy . Where are you going to look for Spockx27s brain Howx27re you gonna find it Captain James T. Kirk . Ix27ll find it. Dr. McCoy . Even if you do, I canx27t restore it. I donx27t have the medical technique. Captain James T. Kirk . It was taken out. It can be put back in. Dr. McCoy . But I donx27t know how Captain James T. Kirk . The thief that took it has the knowledge. Ix27ll FORCE it out of her Scott . x22Pain and delightx22, he said up above. Dr. McCoy . Ix27m sure you noticed the x27delightx27-aspect of this place. Captain James T. Kirk . Yes, I certainly did notice those delightful aspects. Captain James T. Kirk . This fellow is keeping us from our property. Scott . Well, isnx27t there a way to correct that situation Captain James T. Kirk . I certainly think that science might provide an answer. Dr. McCoy . It does, Captain. Captain James T. Kirk . Agreed, Doctor. they take on the guards in a surprise attack Dr. McCoy . after acquiring knowledge from the Teacher Of course. Of course. A child could do it. A child could do it. Dr. McCoy . Ix27m trying to thread a needle with a sledgehammer. Mr. Spock . voice I seem to have a body which stretches into infinity. Scott . Body Why, ya have NONE. Mr. Spock . Then, what am I Dr. McCoy . You are a disembodied brain. Mr. Spock . Fascinating. It could explain much, Doctor. My medulla oblongata is hard at work apparently breathing, apparently pumping blood, apparently maintaining a normal physiologic temperature. Luma . You are not Eymorg, you are not Morg. What are you Dr. McCoy . Jim - itx27s no use. Youx27ll get nothing out of that one. Hers is the mind of a child. last linesMcCoy has restored Spockx27s brain Captain James T. Kirk . How do you feel, Spock Mr. Spock . On the whole, Captain, I believe I am quite fit. Itx27s fascinating. A remarkable example of a retrograde civilization. At the peak, advanced beyond any of our capabilities, and now operating at this primitive level which you saw. And it all began thousands of years ago, when a glacial age reoccurred. You see, this underground complex was developed for the women. The men remained above, and a male-female schism took place. A fascinating cultural development of a kind which has. Dr. McCoy . I knew it was wrong. I shouldnx27t have done it. Captain James T. Kirk . Whatx27s that Dr. McCoy . I should have never reconnected his mouth. Captain James T. Kirk . Well, we took the risk, Doctor. Mr. Spock . unfazed by the interruption As I was saying, a fascinating cultural development of the kind which hasnx27t been seen in ages. The last such occurrence took place on old Earth, when the Romans were warring. x22Star Trek: The Ultimate Computer (2.24)x22 (1968) Dr. McCoy . Did you see the love light in Spockx27s eyes The right computer finally came along. Dr. McCoy . I donx27t like it, Jim. A vessel this size cannot be run by one computer. Mr. Spock . Wex27re attempting to prove that it can run this ship more efficiently than man. Dr. McCoy . Maybe youx27re trying to prove that, Spock but donx27t count me in on it. Mr. Spock . The most unfortunate lack in current computer programming is that there is nothing available to immediately replace the starship surgeon. Captain James T. Kirk . What are you doing here, Bones Dr. McCoy . Well, all the sickbay systems are shut down until such time as the M-5 is informed there are patients to be cared for. Dr. McCoy . Fantastic machine, the M-5: no off-switch. Captain James T. Kirk . I think that thing is wrong, and I donx27t know why. Dr. McCoy . Well, I think itx27s wrong, too, replacing men with mindless machines. Captain James T. Kirk . touches back of neck No, no, no, I donx27t mean that. Ix27m getting a. red alert right here. That thing is dangerous. Wesley . after M-5x27s first successful battle drill Our compliments to the M-5 unit. And regards to Captain Dunsel. Wesley out. Dr. McCoy . x22Dunselx22 Who the blazes is Captain Dunsel What does it mean, Jim Kirk slowly leaves the bridge without another word or looking anyone in the eye Dr. McCoy . Spock. What does it mean Mr. Spock . x27Dunselx27, Doctor, is a term used by midshipmen at Starfleet Academy. It refers to a part which serves no useful purpose. Mr. Spock . referring to Dr. Daystrom Most illogical. Of all people, he should have known how the computer would perform. Of course, the M-5 itself has not behaved logically. Dr. McCoy . Please, Spock, do me a favor, and donx27t say itx27s fascinating. Mr. Spock . No. But it is. interesting. Captain James T. Kirk . Am I afraid of losing command to a computer Daystrom was right. I can do a lot of other things. Am I afraid of losing the prestige and the power that goes with being a starship captain Is that why Ix27m fighting it Am I that petty Dr. McCoy . Jim, if you have the awareness to ask yourself that question, you donx27t need me to answer it for you. Why donx27t you ask James T. Kirk Hex27s a pretty honest guy. Captain James T. Kirk . about Dr. Daystrom At the age of twenty-four, he made the duotronic breakthrough that won him the Nobel and Zee-Magnees prizes. Dr. McCoy . In his early twenties, Jim. Thatx27s over a quarter of a century ago. Captain James T. Kirk . Isnx27t that enough for one lifetime Dr. McCoy . Maybe thatx27s the trouble. Where do you go from up You publish articles, you give lectures, then you spend the rest of your life trying to recapture past glory. Captain James T. Kirk . All right, itx27s difficult. Whatx27s your point Dr. McCoy . The M-1 through M-4, remember Not entirely successful. Thatx27s the way Daystrom put it. Captain James T. Kirk . But a genius doesnx27t work on an assembly line basis. Did Einstein, Kazanga, or. or Sitar of Vulcan produce new and revolutionary theories on a regular schedule You canx27t simply say, x22Today I will be brilliantx22. No matter how long it took, he came out with multitronics - The M-5. Dr. McCoy . Right. The government bought it, then Daystrom had to make it work and he did. But according to Spock, it works illogically. Captain James T. Kirk . And he wonx27t let Spock near it. Whatx27re you saying - that hex27s. tampering with it, that hex27s making it act that way Why Dr. McCoy . Jim, if a man had a child whox27d gone antisocial - killed, perhaps - hex27d still tend to protect that child. Captain James T. Kirk . Now hex27s got you talking about that machine like a personality. Dr. McCoy . Ix27m afraid thatx27s the way he thinks about it. Captain James T. Kirk . Do you know the one, x22All I ask is a tall shipx22 Dr. McCoy . Itx27s a line from a poem. A very old poem, isnx27t it Captain James T. Kirk . 20th-century Earth. x22All I. ask is a tall ship, and a star to steer her by. x22 You. you could feel the wind at your back in those days. The sounds of the sea beneath you. E. even if you take away the wind and the. water, itx27s still the same. The ship is yours. You can feel her. And the stars are still there, Bones. Uhura . Sir, sensors are picking up four Federation starships. M-5 is altering course to intercept. Captain James T. Kirk . The main attack force. The war games. Dr. McCoy . But M-5 doesnx27t know itx27s a game. Captain James T. Kirk . Correction, Bones. Those four ships donx27t know itx27s M-5x27s game. And M-5 is going to destroy them. Dr. McCoy . Compassion. Thatx27s the one thing no machine ever had. Maybe itx27s the one thing that keeps men ahead of them. Care to debate that, Spock Mr. Spock . No, Doctor. I simply maintain that computers are more efficient than human beings, not better. Dr. McCoy . But tell me - which do you prefer to have around Mr. Spock . I presume your question is meant to offer me a choice between machines and human beings and I believe I have already answered that question. Dr. McCoy . I was just trying to make conversation, Spock. Mr. Spock . It would be most interesting to impress your memory engrams on a computer, Doctor. The resulting torrential flood of illogic would be most entertaining. Captain James T. Kirk . You know, I have. I have never felt this way before - at odds with. the ship. I sat there and watched my ship perform for a mass of circuits and relays, and felt. useless. Unneeded. To Captain Dunsel. Dr. McCoy . To James T. Kirk, Captain of the Enterprise. Mr. Spock . Of course, the M-5 itself has not behaved logically. Dr. McCoy . Please Spock do me a favor and donx27t say itx27s x22fascinatingx22. Mr. Spock . No, but it is. interesting. x22Star Trek: Spectre of the Gun (3.6)x22 (1968) McCoy . Mr. Spock, why donx27t you join us common humanoids in trying to find a way out of here and quit explaining why we canx27t get out of here. Morgan Earp has shot a man Spock . Is this a dead man, Doctor McCoy . Very dead, Mr. Spock. Capt. Kirk . Thatx27s one thing we can be sure of here. Death is real. Capt. Kirk . as McCoy wipes Kirkx27s split lip with bourbon Ouch McCoy . Whatx27s the matter Capt. Kirk . What do you call that stuff Fire McCoy . reading the label Taos Lightning, straight bourbon. Try some. In small amounts, it was considered medicinal. Capt. Kirk . Well, label it x22For external use onlyx22. McCoy . appraising his gun In the midst of what seems so unreal, the harsh reality. This is not a dream. McCoy . Spock will have no truck with grief, Scotty. Itx27s human Spock . finishing in the construction of a gas grenade These crude supplies we were forced to use worked quite well. McCoy . I doubt that this combination of things was ever used for any purpose quite like this. Spock . Perhaps they wouldx27ve been if theyx27d had your ingenuity, Doctor. Scott . If we only had a phaser. McCoy . Or a communicator. Itx27d be a pleasure to watch those Earps as we beamed back to the ship at exactly 4:59:30. Chekov has been shot dead Spock . Gentlemen, there is one thing which requires the immediate attention of all of us. Specifically, our future. Capt. Kirk . But not this minute, Spock. It takes us. a little longer. Spock . I understand the feeling, Captain. McCoy . You talk about another manx27s feelings. What do you feel, Spock Spock . My feelings are not subject for discussion, Doctor. McCoy . Because there are no feelings to discuss Kirk and his landing party find themselves in a strange environment Spock . Obviously, this represents the Melkotianx27s concept of an American frontier town, circa. 1880. McCoy . Itx27s just bits and pieces. Itx27s incomplete. Spock . Perhaps the Melkotians have insufficient data about this era. Capt. Kirk . Or perhaps this is all they require to complete the pattern of our death. Spock . It did not function. But it must function. McCoy . Nothing could go wrong, Captain. It should work. Spock . A scientific fact. But if the tranquillizer does not function, which is clearly impossible, then a radical alteration of our thought patterns must be in order. Spock . Doctor, in your opinion, what killed Mr. Chekov McCoy . A piece of lead in his body. Spock . Errado. His mind killed him. McCoy . Well, come on, Spock. If youx27ve got the answer, tell us. Spock . Physical reality is consistent with universal laws. Where the laws do not operate, there is no reality. All of this is unreal. McCoy . What do you mean, unreal I examined Chekov. Hex27s dead. Spock . But you made your examination under conditions which we cannot trust. We judge reality by the response of our senses. Once we are convinced of the reality of a given situation, we abide by its rules. We judge the bullets to be solid, the guns to be real. Therefore they can kill. Spock . mind-melding with McCoy The bullets are unreal. Without body. They are illusions only. Shadows without substance. They will not pass through your body, for they do not exist. McCoy . in a trance They do not exist. Spock . mind-melding with Kirk Unreal. Appearances only. They are shadows. Illusions. Nothing but ghosts of reality. They are lies. Falsehoods. Specters without body. They are to be ignored. last lines Spock . This afternoon, you wanted. to kill. Didnx27t you McCoy . But he didnx27t kill, Mr. Spock. Spock . But he wanted to, Doctor. Capt. Kirk . Is that the way it seemed to you, Mr. Spock Spock . Yes, Captain. Capt. Kirk . Mr. Spock - youx27re absolutely right. Thatx27s exactly the way it was. Spock . Mankind - ready to kill. Capt. Kirk . Thatx27s the way it was in 1881. Spock . I wonder how Humanity managed to survive. Capt. Kirk . We overcame our instinct for violence. x22Star Trek: Bread and Circuses (2.25)x22 (1968) Kirk, Spock and McCoy are on an Earth-like planet Spock . Fascinating. This atmosphere is remarkably similar to your twentieth century. Moderately industrialized pollution, containing substantial amounts of carbon monoxide, and partially consumed hydrocarbons. Dr. McCoy . The word was smog. Spock . Yes, I believe that was the term. I had no idea you were that much of a historian, Doctor. Dr. McCoy . I am not, Mister Spock. I was simply trying to stop you from giving us a whole lecture on the subject. Dr. McCoy . Odd that these people should worship the x27sunx27. Spock . Why, Doctor Dr. McCoy . Because, my dear Mister Spock, it is illogical. Rome had no sun worshipers. Why should they parallel Rome in every way except one Mr. Spock . Even more fascinating. Slavery evolving into an institution, with guaranteed medical payments, old-age pensions. Dr. McCoy . Quite logical, Ix27d say, Mister Spock. Just as itx27s logical that, uh. 20th-century Rome would use television to show its gladiator contest, or name a new car the Jupiter VIII. Mr. Spock . Doctor, if I were able to show emotion, your new infatuation with that term would begin to annoy me. Dr. McCoy . What term x27Logicx27 Medical men are trained in logic, Mr. Spock. Mr. Spock . Really, Doctor I had no idea they were trained. Watching you, I assumed it was trial and error. Spock . I find the checks and balances of this civilization quite illuminating. Dr. McCoy . Next hex27ll be telling us he prefers it over Earth history. Spock . They do seem to have escaped the carnage of your first three world wars, Doctor. Dr. McCoy . They have slavery, gladiatorial games, despotism. Spock . Situations quite familiar to the six million who died in your first world war, the eleven million who died in your second, the thirty-seven million who died in your third. Shall I go on Claudius Marcus . Interesting. Spock and Dr. McCoy are locked in a prison cell Dr. McCoy . Spock, er. I know wex27ve, er, had our disagreements. Er, maybe theyx27re jokes, I donx27t know as Jim says, wex27re not often sure ourselves sometimes. But, er. what Ix27m trying to say is. Spock . Doctor, I am seeking a means of escape. Will you please be brief Dr. McCoy . Well, what Ix27m trying to say is, you saved my life in the arena. Spock . Yes, thatx27s quite true. Dr. McCoy . indignantly Ix27m trying to thank you, you pointed-eared hobgoblin Spock . Oh, yes, you Humans have that emotional need to express gratitude. x22Youx27re welcomex22, I believe, is the correct response. Dr. McCoy . You know why youx27re not afraid to die, Spock Youx27re more afraid of living. Each day you stay alive is just one more day you might slip, and let your Human half peek out. Thatx27s it, isnx27t it Insecurity. Why, you wouldnx27t know what to do with a genuine, warm, decent feeling. Spock . Really, Doctor Dr. McCoy . after a pause I know. Ix27m worried about Jim, too. Dr. McCoy . Once, just once, Ix27d like to be able to land someplace and say x22Behold, I am the Archangel Gabriel. x22 Spock . I fail to see the humor in that situation, Doctor. Dr. McCoy . Naturally. You could hardly claim to be an angel with those pointed ears, Mr. Spock. But say you landed someplace with a pitchfork. Dr. McCoy . upon being released from their cell by Kirk What happened, Jim Spock . What did they do to you, Captain Capt. Kirk . reflecting on his night with the slave Drusilla They. threw me a few curves. Claudius Marcus . Now, Captain, what are you going to order your men to do Capt. Kirk . If I brought down a hundred of them armed with phasers. Claudius Marcus . you could probably defeat the combined armies of our entire empire - and violate your oath regarding non-interference with other societies. I believe you all swear youx27ll die, before youx27d violate that directive. Am I right Spock . Quite correct. Dr. McCoy . Must you always be so blasted honest Spock and McCoy are each fighting a Roman in the arena Spock . You need any help, Doctor Dr. McCoy . Whatever gave you that idea Achilles . Fight, you pointed-ear freak Dr. McCoy . You tell him, buster. Of all the completely. ridiculous. illogical questions I ever heard in my life last lines Spock . referring to Flavius I wish we couldx27ve examined that belief of his more closely. It seems illogical for a sun worshiper to develop a philosophy of total brotherhood. Sun worship is usually a primitive superstition religion. Uhura . Ix27m afraid you have it all wrong, Mister Spock, all of you. Ix27ve been monitoring some of their old-style radio waves, the empire spokesman trying to ridicule their religion. But he couldnx27t. Donx27t you understand Itx27s not the sun up in the sky. Itx27s the Son of God. Capt. Kirk . Caesar - and Christ. They had them both. And the word is spreading. only now. Dr. McCoy . A philosophy of total love and total brotherhood. Spock . It will replace their imperial Rome but it will happen in their twentieth century. Capt. Kirk . Wouldnx27t it be something to watch, to be a part of To see it happen all over again Mister Chekov, take us out of orbit. Ahead warp factor one. Chekov . Aye, sir. x421x442x430x440x442x440x435x43A: x411x435x441x43Ax43Ex43Dx435x447x43Dx43Ex441x442x44C (2016) Spock . Fear of death is illogical. Bones . Fear of death is what keeps us alive. Captain James T. Kirk . My dad joined Starfleet because he believed in it. I joined on a dare. Doctor x27Bonesx27 McCoy . You joined to see if you could live up to him. Doctor x27Bonesx27 McCoy . to Kirk You spent all this time trying to be your father, and now youx27re wondering just what it means to be you. Doctor x27Bonesx27 McCoy . after removing shrapnel from Spock Yeah, they say it hurts less if itx27s a surprise. Commander Spock . If I may adopt a parlance with which you are familiar, I can confirm that theory to be horseshit. Bones . hears song x22Sabotagex22 blaring Is that classical music Ix27m hearing Spock . Yes, doctor, I believe it is. Spock . Leaving me behind will significantly increase your chances of survival, Doctor. Bones . Well thatx27s damn chivalrous of you, but completely out of the question. Spock . It is imperative that you locate any surviving crew. Bones . Here I was thinking you cared. Three of Krallx27s drone ships approach Spock . Of course I care, Leonard. I always assumed my respect for you was clear. The dialogue we have had across the years has always. Bones . Itx27s okay, Spock. You donx27t have to say it. Spock and Bones are surrounded by the drones Bones . Well, at least I wonx27t die alone. Spock is beamed away from behind Bones Bones . Well thatx27s just typical. Spock . Lt. Uhura wears a Vokaya amulet which I presented to her as a token of my affection and respect. Bones . You gave your girlfriend a radioactive jewelry Spock . The emissions is harmless, Doctor. But its unique signature makes it very easy to identify. Bones . You gave your girlfriend a tracking device Spock . realizing That was not my intention. Commander Spock . It is unwise to trivialize that which one simply does not understand, Doctor. Doctor x27Bonesx27 McCoy . I think you just managed to insult me twice, Spock. x22Star Trek: Fridayx27s Child (2.11)x22 (1967) helping a pregnant woman up a steep hill McCoy . Look Ix27m a doctor, not an escalator. Spock, gimme a hand McCoy . speaking of Eleen Representing the High Tier, Leonard James Akaar Spock . The child was named Leonard James Akaar McCoy . Has a kind of a ring to it, donx27t you think, James Captain James T. Kirk . Yes, I think itx27s a name destined to go down in galactic history, Leonard. What do you think, Spock Spock . I think youx27re both gonna be insufferably pleased with yourselves for at least a month. sir. Captain James T. Kirk . First of all, I must protest the killing of one of my crewmen. Akaar . If it was your man, was it not his privilege to die for you I do not understand. Maab . Their customs are different, Tier. Kras . And different from those of my people, too, Tier. The sight of death frightens them. McCoy . quietly Let me take this, Jim. McCoy . to Akaar What Maab has said is true. Our customs ARE different. What the Klingon has said is unimportant and we do not hear his words. Capellans chuckle appreciatively McCoy . whispering privately to Kirk I just called the Klingon a liar. McCoy . holding his hand on Eleens throat Answer me Do you want my help she nods McCoy . All right. Say to yourself: x22The child is mine. The child is mine. It is MINEx22 Eleen . Yes. Itx27s yours. McCoy . No, no, youx27ve got it all wrong. McCoy . Does Maab know that the Klingons are our sworn enemies, by their own words Maab . We understand only that he also offers things of value for our rocks, that he has freely handed us his weapons and other devices. Will you do the same Captain James T. Kirk . Let me call my ship to inform them. Kras . to bring down an attack upon their village It is as I told you, Maab: Earthmen fear to bargain honestly. Captain James T. Kirk . Perhaps youx27ll explain to me why one of my men is dead. McCoy . x27Cause he was drawing a weapon on another of their guests a young Capellan woman offers Captain Kirk a piece of fruit McCoy . alarmed JIM You touch it, her nearest male relative will have to try to kill you. Theyx27re offering you a chance for combat. They consider it more pleasurable than love. McCoy . Captain, Ix27m gonna fix that womanx27s arm. They can only kill me once for touching her. McCoy . The last thing Ix27ll want around is a ham-handed shipx27s captain. x22Star Trek: The Immunity Syndrome (2.18)x22 (1968) Mr. Spock . Kirk has chosen Spock over McCoy for the mission Wex27re wasting time. The shuttlecraft is ready. Dr. McCoy . Youx27re determined not to let me share in this, arenx27t you Mr. Spock . This is not a competition, Doctor. Whether you understand it or not, grant me my own kind of dignity. Dr. McCoy . Vulcan dignity How can I grant you what I donx27t understand Mr. Spock . Then employ one of your own superstitions - Wish me luck. Spock walks into the shuttlecraft bay and climbs aboard the shuttlecraft. The bay door closes Dr. McCoy . quietly Good luck, Spock. Mr. Spock . Kirk has ordered a tractor beam placed on the shuttlecraft. Captain, I recommend you abandon the attempt. Do not risk the ship further on my behalf. Dr. McCoy . Shut up, Spock, wex27re rescuing you Mr. Spock . Why, thank you, Captain McCoy. Dr. McCoy . Spock, how can you be so sure the Intrepid was destroyed Mr. Spock . I sensed it die. Dr. McCoy . But I thought you had to be in physical contact with a subject before. Mr. Spock . Doctor, even I, a half-Vulcan, could hear the death scream of four hundred Vulcan minds crying out over the distance between us. Dr. McCoy . Not even a Vulcan could feel a starship die. Mr. Spock . Call it a deep understanding of the way things happen to Vulcans, but I know that not a person, not even the computers on board the Intrepid, knew what was killing them or would have understood it had they known. Dr. McCoy . But, 400 Vulcans Mr. Spock . Ix27ve noticed that about your people, Doctor. You find it easier to understand the death of one than the death of a million. You speak about the objective hardness of the Vulcan heart, yet how little room there seems to be in yours. Dr. McCoy . Suffer the death of thy neighbour, eh, Spock Now, you wouldnx27t wish that on us, would you Mr. Spock . It might have rendered your history a bit less bloody. Christine Chapel . Doctor, they seem to be stabilizing. Dr. McCoy . But at a dangerously low level. Well, wex27re still alive. I suppose thatx27s something. Spock . in shuttlecraft Oh, and Dr. McCoy, you would not have survived it. Dr. McCoy . on bridge of the Enterprise You wanna bet Capt. Kirk . What is that thing out there, Bones Itx27s not intelligent, not yet. Dr. McCoy . Itx27s a disease, like a virus invading the body of our galaxy. Capt. Kirk . Yes, it is, isnx27t it How many cells does a human body have Dr. McCoy . Millions. Capt. Kirk . This thing, this cell, this virus. Itx27s 11,000 miles long, and itx27s one cell. When it grows into millions. wex27ll be the virus invading its body. Dr. McCoy . Now, isnx27t that a thought Here we are, antibodies of our own galaxy, attacking an invading germ. Be ironic indeed if that were our sole destiny, wouldnx27t it Capt. Kirk . You got something to say Dr. McCoy . Technically, no. Medically, yes. Between the stimulants and the pressure, I would suggest that you try to stay off your feet for a few minutes. Capt. Kirk . I donx27t have a few minutes, Bones. Maybe none of us do. Capt. Kirk . Spock Youx27re alive Mr. Spock . communicating from shuttlecraft Obviously, Captain, and I have some fascinating data on the organism. Dr. McCoy . Donx27t be so smart, Spock, you botched the acetylcholine tests Capt. Kirk . Spock Dr. McCoy . What is it, Spock Are you in pain Mr. Spock . Captain, the Intrepid. It just died. And the four hundred Vulcans aboard, all dead. Dr. McCoy . Jim, according to the life indicators, the energy levels. Capt. Kirk . Yes, say it, Bones. Dr. McCoy . According to the life monitors, wex27re dying. Wex27re all dying. Mr. Spock . I assure you, doctor, Ix27m quite alright. The pain was momentary it passed quickly. Dr. McCoy . Well, all my instruments seem to agree with you - if I can trust these crazy Vulcan readings. x22Star Trek: The Empath (3.12)x22 (1968) Captain James T. Kirk . A race of mutes, like the civilization on Gamma-Vertis IV. Dr. McCoy . Thatx27s my observation, for whatever itx27s worth. Dr. McCoy . Well, we canx27t keep referring to her as x27shex27 as if she werenx27t here. Captain James T. Kirk . Dx27you have any ideas Dr. McCoy . Well, I donx27t know about you, but Ix27m going to call her Gem. Dr. McCoy . Gem, Doctor Dr. McCoy . Well, thatx27s better than x27Hey, youx27. Dr. McCoy . Now, how would one get the bends down here Dr. McCoy . Men werenx27t intended to live this far underground. Itx27s just not natural. Captain James T. Kirk . And space travel is Mr. Spock . Some men spend the majority of their lives in mines beneath the surface. Dr. McCoy . Ix27m a doctor, not a coal miner. Captain James T. Kirk . Be careful. Dr. McCoy . Why, she seems harmless enough. Mr. Spock . The sand-bats of Manark IV appear to be inanimate rock crystal, Doctor, until they attack. Dr. McCoy . Donx27t fight the force field. Therex27s something about it that upsets the body metabolism. Lal . Not quite, Doctor. The field draws its energy FROM your bodies. The more you resist, the stronger the force field becomes. Lal . Doctor, please understand if there was any other way to accomplish our purpose. Dr. McCoy . strung up for torture Get on with it. Dr. McCoy . Youx27ve got a good bedside manner, Spock. Dr. McCoy . Well, personally, I find it fascinating that with all their scientific knowledge and advances, that it was good old-fashioned human emotion that they valued the most. Scott . Perhaps the Vulcans should hear about this. Captain James T. Kirk . Mr. Spock, can you be prevailed upon to bring them the news Mr. Spock . Possibly, Captain. Mr. Spock . with a wry look I shall certainly give the thought all the consideration it is due. Dr. McCoy . Ix27m still Chief Medical Officer of the Enterprise. Ix27ll tell you what you need and when you need it. x22Star Trek: Wolf in the Fold (2.14)x22 (1967) Captain James T. Kirk . having introduced Scotty to a beautiful belly dancer My work is never done. Dr. McCoy . My work, Jim. This is prescription stuff. Donx27t forget, the explosion that threw Scotty against a bulkhead was caused by a woman. Captain James T. Kirk . Physically hex27s all right. Am I right in assuming that Dr. McCoy . Oh, yes, yes. In matter of fact, considerable psychological damage could have been caused. Eh, for example, his total resentment toward women. Captain James T. Kirk . He seems to be overcoming his resentment. Dr. McCoy . Of course, in my professional opinion, when he gets back to the ship, hex27s gonna hate you for making him leave Argelius, but then he will have lost total resentment toward women. Captain James T. Kirk . Mission accomplished as far as Scotty is concerned. Bones, I know a little place across town where the women. Dr. McCoy . Yes. I know the place. I know the place, letx27s go. Dr. McCoy . But Sybo said that it feeds on death. Mr. Spock . In the strict scientific sense, Doctor, we all feed on death, even vegetarians. Captain James T. Kirk . Bones, whatx27s the sedative situation Dr. McCoy . Ix27ve got some stuff that would tranquilize an active volcano. Captain James T. Kirk . Bones, what would happen if that thing entered a tranquilized body Dr. McCoy . Well, it might take up knitting, nothing more violent than that. Captain James T. Kirk . Sybo spoke of a hunger that never dies. Something that thrives on fear, terror, death. Mr. Spock, maybe wex27re going about it in the wrong way. Letx27s assume that Sybo was a sensitive. That she DID sense something, something evil. Mr. Spock . Sensitivity of certain Argelian women is a documented fact, Captain. Jaris . My poor Sybox27s talent was genuine, gentlemen. What she told you was true. Captain James T. Kirk . All right, then, what was it she said, exactly A monstrous evil, ancient terror. Dr. McCoy . That devours all life and light. Captain James T. Kirk . She said something else, words that didnx27t make any sense. Dr. McCoy . Yes. Redjac, Beratis and, er, Kesla. Captain James T. Kirk . Obscure, meaningless words. Mr. Spock . To us, perhaps, but to the computer Captain James T. Kirk . Ah. Mr. Spock, check them out. Hengist . holding a knife to Yeoman Tankrisx27 throat Everybody keep back or Ix27ll kill her Ix27ll kill her Keep back Dr. McCoy . sauntering toward him Youx27d better be careful. Youx27re going to hurt somebody with that thing. Scott . Watching exotic belly dancer Captain, I think Ix27m going to like Argelius. Captain James T. Kirk . Obviously a man of good taste. Scott . You mean to tell me that all these. well, that all this is. Captain James T. Kirk . Yes, yes, yes, the Argelians think very highly of their pleasure. Dr. McCoy . Now, thatx27s an understatement if I ever heard one. This is a completely hedonistic society. Captain James T. Kirk . Do you like her, Scotty Scott . Aye, why shouldnx27t I. Captain James T. Kirk . Good. Ix27ve invited her to join us at the table. I thought you might like to meet her. Scott . Now thatx27s what I call a real captain: always thinking of his men. x22Star Trek: Miri (1.8)x22 (1966) Dr. McCoy . Now this is marvelous. The most horrible conglomeration of antique architecture Ix27ve ever seen. Dr. McCoy . Itx27s dead. Itx27s incredible. Capt. Kirk . What is Dr. McCoy . Itx27s metabolic rate. Itx27s impossibly high, as if it burning itself up. Almost as if it aged a century in just the past few minutes. Capt. Kirk . Bones. Dr. McCoy . Hmm Capt. Kirk . Why do you think the symptoms havenx27t appeared on Mr. Spock Dr. McCoy . I donx27t know. Probably the little bugs or whatever they are have no appetite for green blood. Mr. Spock . Hmm. Being a red-blooded human obviously has its disadvantages. Dr. McCoy . A child entering puberty on this planet means a death sentence. Capt. Kirk . This is the vaccine Dr. McCoy . Thatx27s what the computers will tell us. Mr. Spock . Without them, it could be a beaker full of death. Capt. Kirk . Just children. 300 years old and more. Ix27ve already contacted Space Central. Theyx27ll send teachers, advisors. Dr. McCoy . And truant officers, I presume. Capt. Kirk . Theyx27ll be all right. Capt. Kirk . You two will have to recreate their thinking. If you can isolate that virus, youx27ll be able to develop a vaccine. Dr. McCoy . Spock and McCoy trade incredulous looks Is that all, Captain We have five days, you know. Miri . You got a foolie, is that it And you want me to play, but I canx27t. I donx27t know the rules Ix27ve got to know the rules. Dr. McCoy . Foolie Miri . A game. Você sabe. You canx27t play a game without rules. You grups ought to know THAT. Capt. Kirk . Whatx27d you find Dr. McCoy . The disease, Captain The one they created three hundred years ago. Yeoman Rand . Therex27s a chance Dr. McCoy . Therex27s a chance. At least itx27s a race now, and we just wasted a minute. x22Star Trek: The Trouble with Tribbles (2.15)x22 (1967) Dr. McCoy . It is a human characteristic to love little animals, especially if theyx27re attractive in some way. Spock . Doctor, I am well aware of human characteristics. I am frequently inundated by them, but Ix27ve trained myself to put up with practically anything. Dr. McCoy . Spock, I donx27t know too much about these little tribbles yet, but there is one thing that I have discovered. Spock . What is that, Doctor Dr. McCoy . I like them. better than I like you. Spock . Doctor Dr. McCoy . Yes Spock . They do indeed have one redeeming characteristic. Dr. McCoy . Whatx27s that Spock . They do not talk too much. If youx27ll excuse me, sir. Dr. McCoy . Do you know what you get if you feed a tribble too much Capt. Kirk . A fat tribble. Dr. McCoy . No. You get a whole bunch of hungry little tribbles. Capt. Kirk . Well, Bones, all I can suggest. is you open up a maternity ward. Dr. McCoy . Lieutenant, do you mind if I take one of these down to the lab to see what makes it tick Uhura . Well, all right, Doctor, but if youx27re gonna dissect it, I donx27t want to know about it. Dr. McCoy . I wonx27t harm a hair on its head. wherever that is. Spock . of the tribbles They remind me of the lilies of the field. They toil not, neither do they spin. But they seem to eat a great deal. I see no practical use for them. Dr. McCoy . Does everything have to have a practical use for you Theyx27re nice, theyx27re soft and theyx27re furry, and they make a pleasant sound. Spock . So would an ermine violin, Doctor, but I see no advantage in having one. Dr. McCoy . scanning Darvin Heartbeat is all wrong. His body temperature is. Dr. McCoy . realizing Jim, this man is a Klingon. Capt. Kirk . I wanna know what killed these tribbles. Dr. McCoy . I havenx27t figured out what keeps them alive yet. Dr. McCoy . enters after Kirk gets covered with tribbles Jim I think Ix27ve got it. All we have to do is quit feeding them. We quit feeding them, they stop breeding Capt. Kirk . Now he tells me. Capt. Kirk . Lt. Uhura, how did all these tribbles get on the bridge Uhura . I donx27t know, sir. They do seem to be all over the ship. Capt. Kirk . Dr. McCoy. Dr. McCoy . Yes, did you want to see me, Jim Kirk hands him some tribbles Dr. McCoy . Well donx27t look at me, itx27s the tribbles that are breeding and if we donx27t get them off the ship were gonna be hip deep in them. Capt. Kirk . Would you explain. Dr. McCoy . The only thing that I can figure out is that theyx27re born pregnant. which seems to be quite a timesaver. Capt. Kirk . I know but really. Dr. McCoy . And, from my observations if seems theyx27re bisexual, reproducing at will. And brother, have they got a lot of will. Spock . Captain, Ix27m forced to agree with the doctor. Ix27ve been running computations on their rate of reproduction. The figures are taking an alarming direction. They are consuming our supplies and returning nothing. Uhura . Oh, but they do give us something, Mr. Spock. They give us love. Well, Cyrano Jones says that a tribble is the only love that money can buy. Capt. Kirk . Too much of anything, lieutenant, even love isnx27t necessarily a good thing. Uhura . Yes, captain. Capt. Kirk . Get a maintenance crew to clean up the entire ship and then contact Mr. Lurry and tell him Ix27m beaming down. Uhura . Aye, aye, sir. Capt. Kirk . Have him find Cyrano Jones and hold him, weakly Capt. Kirk . and get these tribbles off the bridge. x22Star Trek: Return to Tomorrow (2.20)x22 (1968) Capt. Kirk . When Sargon and I exchanged, as we passed each other, for an instant, we were one. I know him now. I know what he is and what he wants, and I donx27t fear him. Dr. McCoy . Thatx27s the most ridiculous statement Ix27ve ever heard. An alien practically hijacks your body and then corks you into a bottle, and you. Ann Mulhall . interrupting Ix27m afraid that I must agree with Dr. McCoy. You could be suffering from a form of. of false euphoria. Dr. McCoy . Theyx27re giants, and wex27re insects beside them. They could destroy us without meaning to. Dr. McCoy . narrating Medical log, Stardate 4770.3. Do I list one death or two When Kirkx27s body died, Sargon was too far distant from his receptacle to transfer back. Sargon is dead. But is Captain Kirk dead His body is, but his consciousness is still in the receptacle into which it was transferred earlier. Dr. McCoy . I will not peddle flesh Ix27m a physician. Dr. McCoy . There was enough poison in that hypo to kill 10 Vulcans. Sargon . No, Doctor, I allowed you to believe that to be true so that Henoch would read your thoughts and believe it also. Scott . in astonished disbelief Youx27re going to WHAT Are they all right in the head, Doctor Dr. McCoy . boldly No comment. Capt. Kirk . A simple transference. Their minds and ours. Dr. McCoy . sarcastically Quite simple. happens every day. Henoch . in Spockx27s body This is an excellent body, Doctor. I seem to have received the best of the three. Strength, hearing, eyesight, all far above your human norms. Ix27m surprised the Vulcans never conquered your race. Dr. McCoy . Vulcans worship peace above all, Henoch. Henoch . in Spockx27s body Yes, of course, of course. Just as we do, Doctor. Thalassa . Doctor, would you like to save your Captain Kirk Dr. McCoy . But you said that was impossible. Thalassa . We have many powers Sargon did not permit us to use. He thought them too temping to us. This body pleases me I intend to keep it. Dr. McCoy . I see. And Henoch intends to keep Spockx27s body, of course. Thalassa . Henochx27s plans are his own affair. I wish only to exist in peace as a living woman. Dr. McCoy . If youx27re asking my approval. Thalassa . I require only your silence. Now only you and I will know that Dr. Mulhall has not returned to her body. Isnx27t that worth your captainx27s life Doctor, we can take what we wish: Neither you nor this ship nor all your words have the power to stop us. Dr. McCoy . Neither Jim nor I can trade a body we donx27t own. It happens to belong to a young woman. Thalassa . Who you hardly know - almost a stranger to you. Dr. McCoy . I will not peddle flesh. Ix27m a physician. Thalassa . A physician In contrast to what we are you are a prancing, savage medicine man. You dare defy one you should be on your knees worshiping I could destroy you with a single thought. Painful energy field engulfs the doctor, then stops Thalassa . Pare. Sargon was right, the temptations within a living body are too great. Forgive me. x22Star Trek: All Our Yesterdays (3.23)x22 (1969) Dr. McCoy . Now, you listen to me, you pointed-eared Vulcan. Mr. Spock . grabbing McCoy I donx27t like that. I donx27t think I ever did, and now Ix27m sure Dr. McCoy . Whatx27s happening to you, Spock Mr. Spock . Nothing that shouldnx27t have happened long ago. Dr. McCoy . Long ago. Of course. Long ago Mr. Spock . In this severe cold, we cannot survive much longer. Dr. McCoy . Leave me here, Spock Mr. Spock . We go together or not at all. Dr. McCoy . Donx27t be a fool My hands and face are frostbitten. I canx27t feel my feet. Alone you have a chance. Now do what I say. Go try to find Jim. Mr. Spock . We go together. Dr. McCoy . You stubborn, thick-headed Vulcan Dr. McCoy . Zarabeth, you are a beautiful cook. Have you ever been told that Zarabeth . Not recently. Dr. McCoy . Oh, well, youx27ll find that Spock is quite delinquent in those matters. Zarabeth . I hadnx27t noticed it. Dr. McCoy . Oh Well, now that Ix27m feeling better, youx27ll notice a distinct difference in our approach. Mr. Spock . We canx27t get back. Wasnx27t that clear to you Dr. McCoy . Yes, that was clear to me. Mr. Spock . Then perhaps you were too ill to understand what x22canx27t get backx22 means. Dr. McCoy . Youx27ve been dishonest with me, Spock, and that is also something new for you. Dr. McCoy . Are you trying to kill me, Spock Is that what you really want Think what are you feeling Rage, jealousy Have you ever had those feelings before Mr. Spock . This is impossible. Impossible. I am a Vulcan. Dr. McCoy . The Vulcan you knew wonx27t exist for another five thousand years. Think, man. Whatx27s happening on your planet right now, this very moment Mr. Spock . My ancestors are barbarians. Warlike barbarians. Dr. McCoy . Who nearly killed themselves off with their own passions. Spock, youx27re reverting into your own ancestors five thousand years before you were born Mr. Spock . to Zarabeth Dr. McCoy is making excellent progress. Dr. McCoy . And Mr. Spock has been practicing medicine without a license. Now, donx27t let him doctor you Ix27m the doctor around here. Mr. Spock . And known as the worst patient in the entire crew of the Enterprise. Mr. Spock . Therex27s no further need to observe me, Doctor. As you can see, Ix27ve returned to the present in every sense. Dr. McCoy . But it did happen, Spock. Mr. Spock . Yes, it happened. But that was five thousand years ago. And she is dead now. Dead and buried. Long ago. x22Star Trek: The Gamesters of Triskelion (2.16)x22 (1968) Dr. McCoy . Well, Mr. Spock, if youx27re going into the lionx27s den, youx27ll need a medical officer. Spock . Daniel, as I recall, had only his faith, but I welcome your company, Doctor. Dr. McCoy . Youx27re out of your Vulcan mind, Spock Dr. McCoy . Hope I always thought that was a human failing, Mr. Spock. Spock . True, doctor. Constant exposure does result in a certain degree of - contamination. Dr. McCoy . Itx27s been nearly an hour. Can people live that long as disassembled atoms in a transporter beam Spock . I have never heard of a study being done, but it would be a fascinating project. Dr. McCoy . Fascinating Those people are friends of ours out there, if theyx27re still alive. Spock . Precisely. Dr. McCoy . Well, the odds are not good. Spock . No. I would say approximately 400. Dr. McCoy . interrupting Donx27t quote odds and donx27t give me anymore dispassionate logic, Mr. Spock. Just keep looking for them. Spock . I would welcome a suggestion, Doctor, even an emotional one, as to where to look. Dr. McCoy . The first time youx27ve ever asked me for anything, and it has to be an occasion like this. Dr. McCoy . Youx27re gonna leave here without them and run off on some wild goose chase halfway across the galaxy, just because you found a discrepancy in a hydrogen cloud Spock . Doctor, I am chasing the captain, Lieutenant Uhura, and Ensign Chekov, not some wild aquatic fowl. Spock . Doctor, I do not respond to hunches. No transporter malfunction was responsible for the disappearance. They were not within the Gamma system. A focused beam of extremely high-intensity light was directed into the Gamma system from the trinary system we are now approaching. No known natural phenomena could have caused that beam. Does that clarify the situation Dr. McCoy . No, it doesnx27t, Mr. Spock. Itx27s still a fancy way of saying that youx27re playing a hunch. Dr. McCoy . What in the name of heaven is this Scott . Heavenx27s got very little to do with this. Spock . They are not within the confines of this solar system. Dr. McCoy . Itx27s been nearly an hour. Can people live that long as disassembled atoms in a transporter beam Spock . I have never heard of a study being done, but it would be a fascinating project. Dr. McCoy . Fascinating Those people are friends of ours out there, if theyx27re still alive. Spock . Precisely. Dr. McCoy . Well, the odds are not good. Spock . No, I would say approximately 400. Dr. McCoy . Donx27t quote odds and donx27t give me any more dispassionate logic, Mr. Spock, just keep looking for them. Spock . I would welcome a suggestion, doctor, even an emotional one, as to where to look. Dr. McCoy . The first time youx27ve ever asked me for anything and it has to be an occasion like this. x22Star Trek: Requiem for Methuselah (3.19)x22 (1969) Flint . I was born in that region of Earth later called Mesopotamia, in the year 3834 B. C. as the millennia are reckoned. I was Akharin, a soldier, a bully and a fool. I fell in battle, pierced to the heart - and did not die. Dr. McCoy . amazed Instant tissue regeneration, coupled with some perfect form of biological renewal - you learned that you were immortal. Flint . and to conceal it, to live some portion of a life, to pretend to age and then move on before my nature was suspected. Captain James T. Kirk . Youx27d wipe out four hundred lives Why Flint . I have seen a hundred billion fall. I know death better than any man. I have tossed enemies into his grasp. And I know mercy. Your crew is not dead but suspended. Captain James T. Kirk . Worse than dead Restore them. Restore my ship Flint . In time - a thousand, two thousand years. You will know the future, Captain Kirk. Dr. McCoy . You have been such men, youx27ve known and created such beauty, youx27ve watched your race evolve from cruelty and barbarism throughout your enormous life - and, yet, now you would do this to us Flint . The flowers of my past I hold the nettles of the present. I am x22Flintx22 now, with MY needs. Captain James T. Kirk . WHAT needs Flint . Tonight, I have seen something wondrous, something Ix27ve waited for, laboured for - nothing must endanger it: At last, Raynax27s emotions have stirred to life. Now they will turn to me in this solitude which I preserve. Rayna Kapec . Flint is my teacher. You are the only other men Ix27ve ever seen. Dr. McCoy . The misfortune of men everywhere, and our privilege. McCoy . whistling Saurian brandy, one hundred years old. Jim Capt. Kirk . Por favor. McCoy . Mr. Spock, I know you wonx27t have one. Heaven forbid those mathematically perfect brainwaves be corrupted by this all too human vice. Spock . Thank you, Doctor, I will have a brandy. Kirk and McCoy look at each other in amazement McCoy . to Kirk Do you think the two of us can handle a drunk Vulcan Once alcohol hits that green blood. McCoy . to Spock You see, I feel sorrier for you than I do for him. McCoy . referring to Kirk . because youx27ll never know the things that love can drive a man to - the ecstasies, the miseries, the broken rules, the desperate chances, the glorious failures and the glorious victories. All of these things youx27ll never know, simply because the word x22lovex22 isnx27t written into your book. Good night, Spock. Dr. McCoy . What else interests you besides gravity phenomena, Rayna Rayna Kapec . Everything. Less than that is betrayal of the intellect. Mr. Spock . I am close to experiencing an unaccustomed emotion. Dr. McCoy . Ix27ll drink to that. Dr. McCoy . All emotions are in play, Mr. Flint. You harm us she hates you. x22Star Trek: This Side of Paradise (1.24)x22 (1967) Elias Sandoval . Well, Doctor, Ix27ve been thinking about what sort of work I could assign you to. McCoy . annoyed What do you mean x22what sort of workx22 Ix27m a doctor Elias Sandoval . Not anymore, of course. We donx27t need you, not as a doctor. McCoy . stands up Oh, no Would you like to see just how fast I can put you in a hospital Elias Sandoval . I am the leader of this colony. Ix27ll assign you to whatever work I think is suitable begins to walk away McCoy . Just a minute grabs Sandoval McCoy . Better make me a mechanic Then I can treat little tin gods like you McCoy . swings at McCoy - McCoy blocks and punches Sandoval in the stomach. Sandoval doubles over and falls to the ground Sorry, Sandoval. I donx27t know what made me do that. Elias Sandoval . Sandoval is now free of the spore influence as is McCoy. Sandoval realizes finally what has happened Wex27ve done nothing here. No accomplishments, no progress. Three years wasted. We wanted to make this planet a garden McCoy . You canx27t stay here. You canx27t survive without the spores. After youx27ve cleared at the starbase, you could be relocated. It depends on what you want. Elias Sandoval . I think Ix27d. I think WEx27D like to get some work done, the work we started out to do. Dr. McCoy . On pure speculation, just an educated guess, Ix27d say that man is alive. Capt. Kirk . My orders are to remove all the colonists and thatx27s exactly what I intend to do, with or without your help. Elias Sandoval . Without, I should think. Dr. McCoy . after Elias walks off Would you like to use a butterfly net on him, Jim Dr. McCoy . Hey, Jim boy, yax27ll ever have a real cold Georgia-style mint julep, huh Dr. McCoy . Who wants to counteract paradise, Jim-boy Dr. McCoy . Well, thatx27s the second time manx27s been thrown out of paradise. Captain James T. Kirk . No, no, Bones, this time we walked out on our own. Maybe we werenx27t meant for paradise. Maybe we were meant to fight our way through, struggle, claw our way up, scratch for every inch of the way. Maybe we canx27t stroll to the music of the lute. We must march to the sound of drums. McCoy . Ix27ve examined nine men so far varying in ages form 23 to 59. Theyx27re all in perfect condition. Textbook responses. Heartlungs: excellent. Coordination: excellent. Reflexes: excellent. If therex27re many more of them, I can throw away my shingle. Capt. Kirk . after speaking over communicator to a blissed-out Spock The frequency is open, but he doesnx27t answer. McCoy . That didnx27t sound at all like Spock, Jim. Capt. Kirk . No I thought you said you might like him if he mellowed a little. McCoy . I didnx27t say that Capt. Kirk . You said that, I. McCoy . Not exactly And he might be in trouble. x22Star Trek: Catspaw (2.7)x22 (1967) Dr. McCoy . examining Crewman Jackson The man is dead. Korob . voice, through Jacksonx27s open mouth Captain Kirk, can you. hear me There is a curse on your ship. Leave this place, or you will all. die. Dr. McCoy . Three witches. what appears to be a castle, and a black cat. Captain James T. Kirk . If we werenx27t missing two officers and a third one dead, Ix27d say someone was playing an elaborate trick-or-treat on us. Mr. Spock . x27Trick-or-treatx27, Captain Captain James T. Kirk . Yes, Mr. Spock. Youx27d be a natural. Ix27ll explain it to you one day. Captain James T. Kirk . Bones. Doc sees a skeleton next to x27Bonesx27, which is, like them, chained to the wall Dr. McCoy . You were saying something about trick or treat. Mr. Spock . There are ancient Earth legends about wizards and their familiars. Dr. McCoy . Familiars Mr. Spock . Demons in animal form sent by Satan to serve the wizard. Captain James T. Kirk . Superstition. Mr. Spock . I do not create the legend, Captain. I merely report it. Korob . You are most, um. unpredictable. Hm. Well, perhaps I have made a, a small mistake. Nevertheless, you have passed the tests. Dr. McCoy . Tests Korob . Yes. Our analysis of you may have been in some small way in error but you were warned to stay away, and yet you came to save your comrades. That proves loyalty. Your bravery was tested and you did not frighten. And despite my failure with these bright baubles, I perceive that you cannot be bribed. In many ways you are quite admirable. Korob . You are the, uh, different one, Mr. Spock. You do not think like the others. Therex27re no colors to your patterns of logic, therex27s only black and white. You see all this around you and. yet you do not believe. Dr. McCoy . He doesnx27t know about trick-or-treat. Korob . I do not understand that reference. Therefore it also is of no importance. Dr. McCoy . You kept Scott and Sulu as catspaws to lure us down here. Howx27d you know wex27d come Korob . Oh, we didnx27t have to know. They knew. x22Star Trek: Obsession (2.13)x22 (1967) Dr. McCoy . To be so obsessed. Capt. Kirk . angrily Obsessed Dr. McCoy . That you could destroy yourself, uh. your career. a young boy who reminds you of yourself eleven years ago Capt. Kirk . Report. Scott . When it entered impulse engine number twox27s vent, it attacked two crewmen then got into the ventilating system, and now we have air for only two hours. Capt. Kirk . Bones Dr. McCoy . One man has a chance for survival the other is dead. You can add that little price tag to your monster hunt. Capt. Kirk . Thatx27s enough, Bones. Dr. McCoy . Itx27s NOT enough You didnx27t care what happened as long as you could hang your trophy on the wall. Well, itx27s not on it, Captain, itx27s in it Mr. Spock . Gentlemen, may I suggest we no longer belabor the question of whether or not we should have gone after the creature. The matter has been rendered academic. The creature is now after us. Scott . Captain, thank heaven. Mr. Spock . Mr. Scott, there was no deity involved. It was my cross-circuiting to B that recovered them. Dr. McCoy . Well, then, thank pitchforks and pointed ears As long as it worked, Jim. Dr. McCoy . Crazy way to travel, spreading a manx27s molecules all over the universe. Mr. Spock . I hope Ix27m not disturbing you, doctor. Dr. McCoy . Interrupting another autopsy report is no disturbance, Mr. Spock, itx27s a relief. Mr. Spock . I need your advice. Dr. McCoy . Then, I need a drink. Mr. Spock . I do not understand your reasoning. Dr. McCoy . You need advice from me You must be kidding. Mr. Spock . I do not joke, doctor. Perhaps I should rephrase my statement. I require an opinion. There are many aspects of human irrationality I do not yet comprehend. Obsession, for one: the persistent, single-minded fixation on one idea. Dr. McCoy . Jim and his creature Mr. Spock . Precisely, have you studied the incident involving the U. S.S Farragut Dr. McCoy . No, with all these deaths and injuries Ix27ve only had a chance to scan the tapes. There are 8 or 10 hours of record tapes there. Ensign Garrovick . He saved my life, captain I should be lying dead in there, not him. Spock . Fortunately, neither of us is dead, ensign the reverse pressure worked, the vent is closed. Capt. Kirk . Donx27t misunderstand my, uh, next question, Mr. Spock. Why arenx27t you dead Dr. McCoy . Itx27s that green blood of his. Spock . My hemoglobin is based on copper, not iron. Dr. McCoy . Ix27ll bet he left a bad taste in the creaturex27s mouth, too. Spock . Colloquially expressed. but essentially correct. Capt. Kirk . Yes. sniffs the air Capt. Kirk . the scent is different. I think I understand something, now. Spock . Do you believe youx27re in communication with the creature, captain Capt. Kirk . I donx27t know what it is, Mr. Spock, but you remember. I said. the thing was alive. It may not be communication as we know it, but I did know it was alive and intelligent, and I think I know something else, now. Dr. McCoy . Whatx27s that Nurse Chapel . Hmm This Dr. McCoy . A survey on Cyngian respiratory diseases I thought you took Garrovick some food. What were you doing with this Nurse Chapel . shrugs, smiles Applying psychology. x22Star Trek: Journey to Babel (2.10)x22 (1967) McCoy . How does that Vulcan salute go Spock demonstrates McCoy . That hurts worse than the uniform. McCoy . Spock, Ix27ve always suspected you were a little more human than you let on. Mrs. Sarek, I know about the rigorous training of the Vulcan youth, but tell me, did he ever run and play like the human children, even in secret Amanda . Well, he, uh, he did have a pet Sehlat he was very fond of. McCoy . Sehlat Amanda . Itx27s sort of a. a fat teddy bear. McCoy . grinning A teddy bear Sarek . Excuse me, Doctor. It has been a rather long day for my wife. Captain. Captain James T. Kirk . Ambassador. McCoy . needlingly Spock after Sarek and Amada have gone x22A teddy bear. x22 Spock . Not precisely, Doctor. On Vulcan the x22teddy bearsx22 are alive, and they have 6-inch fangs McCoy . Mrs. Sarek, you must understand the chances are extremely small to find a way to produce sufficient T-negative blood. Spock . De fato. I would estimate the odds. Amanda . exasperated Please donx27t first lines McCoy . Captain Kirk is adjusting uniform in mirror, Dr. McCoy pacing behind him, tugging at tight collar Dress uniforms - spit and polish. I donx27t know how much longer Ix27m gonna be able to stand this. I feel like my neckx27s in a sling. last lines McCoy . to Spock Shut up. Kirk opens mouth to comment, McCoy interrupts McCoy . Shh. Shh. Kirk lays back dejectedly McCoy . smiles Well, what do you know I finally got the last word. McCoy . Where do you think youx27re going Spock . I must see the captain. McCoy . My patients donx27t walk out in the middle of an operation. Captain James T. Kirk . standing over a dead Tellarite How was he killed McCoy . His neck was broken. by an expert. Captain James T. Kirk . Explain. McCoy . Well, from the nature and location of the break, Ix27d say the killer knew exactly where to apply pressure to snap the neck instantly. Captain James T. Kirk . Who aboard would have that knowledge Spock . Vulcans. On Vulcan the method is called Tal-Shaya. It was considered a merciful form of execution in ancient times. x22Star Trek: For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky (3.8)x22 (1968) Nurse Christine Chapel . I am a nurse first, Dr. McCoy, and a member of the crew of the Enterprise second. Dr. McCoy . Youx27re excused You may return to your quarters. Nurse Christine Chapel . No, Ix27m sorry, Doctor I have called the Captain, and Ix27ll wait until he comes Captain James T. Kirk . enters Whatx27s the emergency Dr. McCoy . loudly I said youx27re excused, Nurse Dr. McCoy . quietly Please, Christine. I promise you Ix27ll give the Captain a full report. Nurse Chapel exits Captain James T. Kirk . That was quite a scene. Dr. McCoy . Ix27ve just completed the standard physical examinations for the entire crew. Captain James T. Kirk . Excelente. Whatx27s the emergency Dr. McCoy . The crew is fit. I found nothing unusual, with one exception. Captain James T. Kirk . Serious Dr. McCoy . Terminal. Captain James T. Kirk . What is it Dr. McCoy . Xenopolycythemia. It has no cure. Captain James T. Kirk . Who Dr. McCoy . He has one year to live at the most. Captain James T. Kirk . Who is it Dr. McCoy . The shipx27s Chief Medical Officer. Captain James T. Kirk . You Dr. McCoy . Ix27ll be most effective on the job in the time left if youx27ll keep this to yourself. Dr. McCoy . as an old man enters the room Gentlemen, I believe we have a visitor. Old Man . bows, then passes out bits of herbs For strength. Many of us have felt the power of our Oracle. This has been of benefit. Dr. McCoy . Tastes like an ancient herb derivative. Old Man . You are. not of Yonada. Captain James T. Kirk . No, wex27re from outside your world. Old Man . Where. is outside Captain James T. Kirk . Up there. Outside, up there, everywhere. Old Man . So they say, also. Old Man . winces in pain Many years ago, I climbed the mountains, even though it is forbidden. winces again Captain James T. Kirk . Why is it forbidden Old Man . I am not sure. Old Man . another wince But things are not as they teach us. For the world is hollow, and I have touched the sky Captain James T. Kirk . entering the transporter room with Spock to find McCoy ready to beam over with them Dr. McCoy, Mr. Spock and I will handle this. Dr. McCoy . Without me, Jim Youx27d never find your way back. Captain James T. Kirk . to McCoy You seem to be the special favorite. Mr. Spock . Indeed, Doctor. The young lady did show a marked preference for your company. Dr. McCoy . Well, now, nobody can blame her for that, can he Captain James T. Kirk . Personally, I find the ladyx27s taste questionable but she obviously prefers you, and you obviously donx27t seem to mind. Dr. McCoy . Therex27s something I need to tell you. Natira . There is nothing you need to say. Dr. McCoy . But there is. Natira . Then tell me, if the telling is such a need. Dr. McCoy . I have an illness for which there is no cure. I have one year to live. Natira . Until I saw you, there was nothing in my heart. It sustained my life, but nothing more. Now, it sings. I could be happy to have that feeling for a day, a week, a month. a year. Whatever the Creators hold in store for us. they kiss The Oracle of the People . To become one of the people of Yonada, the instrument of obedience must be made part of your flesh. Do you now give your consent Dr. McCoy . Eu faço. The Oracle of the People . Proceed. Natira . I cannot go with you. It is not fear. I understand the great purpose of the Creators. I shall honor it. Dr. McCoy . You intend to stay here, on Yonada. Natira . I shall stay willingly and because that is what I must do. Dr. McCoy . Then I wonx27t leave you. Natira . Will McCoy stay here to die No. McCoy will not let go of life and fullness of years. x22Star Trek: Amok Time (2.1)x22 (1967) Dr. McCoy . about Spock Therex27s a growing imbalance of body functions, as if, in our bodies, huge amounts of adrenalin were constantly being pumped into our blood streams. Now, I canx27t trace it down in my biocomps, Spock wonx27t tell me what it is, but if it isnx27t stopped somehow, the physical and emotional pressures will simply kill him. Captain James T. Kirk . You say youx27re convinced he knows what it is Dr. McCoy . He does. And hex27s as tight-lipped about it as an Aldebaran shellmouth. Dr. McCoy . Yeah. x22Hot as Vulcan. x22 Now I understand what that phrase means. Dr. McCoy . Therex27s just one thing, Mr. Spock. You canx27t tell me that when you first saw Jim alive that you werenx27t on the verge of giving us an emotional scene that would have brought the house down. Spock . Merely my quite logical relief that Starfleet had not lost a highly proficient captain. Captain James T. Kirk . Yes, Mr. Spock, I understand. Spock . Thank you, Captain. Dr. McCoy . Of course, Mr. Spock. Your reaction was quite logical. Spock . Thank you, Doctor. Kirk and Spock head for the exit Dr. McCoy . In a pigx27s eye Dr. McCoy . Jim, when I suggested to Spock that it was time for his routine check-up, your logical, unemotional first officer turned to me and said, x22You will cease to pry into my personal matters, Doctor, or I shall certainly break your neck. x22 Spock . My orders were to report to sick bay, Doctor. I have done so. And now Ix27ll go to my quarters. Dr. McCoy . My orders were to give you a thorough physical. In case you havenx27t noticed, I have to report to the same commanding officer that you do Come on, Spock, yield to the logic of the situation. Dr. McCoy . If you donx27t get him to Vulcan within a week, eight days at the outside, hex27ll die. Hex27ll die, Jim Spock . This is our place of kunat kalifee. Dr. McCoy . to Kirk as Spock walks forward He called it x22kunat WHATx22 Captain James T. Kirk . He described it to me as meaning marriage or challenge. In the distant past, Vulcans killed to win their mates. Dr. McCoy . And they still go mad at this time - perhaps the price they pay for having no emotions the rest of the time. x22Star Trek: I, Mudd (2.8)x22 (1967) McCoy . talking about Norman Therex27s something wrong about a man who never smiles, and whose conversation never varies from the routine of the job, and who wonx27t talk about his background. Spock . I see. McCoy . Spock. I mean, that itx27s, uh. itx27s odd for a non-Vulcan. Um. the ears make all the difference. Captain Kirk . Well, opinions Chekov . I think wex27re in a lot of trouble. Captain Kirk . Thatx27s a great help, Mr. Chekov. Bones McCoy . I think Chekovx27s right, we are in a lot of trouble. Captain Kirk . Spock, and if you say wex27re in a lot of trouble. Spock . Nós estamos. McCoy . All right, itx27s worked so far, but wex27re not out yet. Captain Kirk . to Spock as he enters Well Spock . Success, Captain. Wex27ve been pruning the leaves and branches of the tree, now it is time to get to work on the root. McCoy . Besides, he has avoided two appointments that Ix27ve made for his physical exam without reason. Spock . Itx27s not at all surprising, Doctor. Hex27s probably terrified of your beads and rattles. McCoy . mechanically You offer us only well-being. Scott . mechanically Food and drink and happiness mean nothing to us. McCoy . We must be about our job. Scott . Suffering in torment and pain, laboring without end. McCoy . Dying and crying and lamenting over our burdens. McCoy . Scott . together Only this way can we. be. happy. They curtsey sweetly McCoy . Well, you must be very unhappy, Mr. Spock. Spock . That is a human emotion, Doctor, with which I am totally unfamiliar. How could I be x22unhappyx22 McCoy . Well, we found a whole world of minds that work just like yours - logical, unemotional, completely pragmatic - and we poor, irrational humans whipped them in a fair fight. Now youx27ll find yourself back among us illogical humans again. Spock . Which I find eminently satisfactory, Doctor, for NOWHERE am I so DESPERATELY needed as among a shipload of illogical humans. Harcourt Fenton Mudd . explaining his latest trouble I, uh. sold the Denebians all the rights to a Vulcan fuel synthesizer. Capt. Kirk . And the Denebians contacted the Vulcans. Harcourt Fenton Mudd . Howx27d you know Capt. Kirk . Thatx27s what I would have done. Harcourt Fenton Mudd . Oh. Itx27s a typical police mentality. Theyx27ve got no sense of humour they arrested me McCoy . Oh, I find that shocking. Harcourt Fenton Mudd . Worse than that Do you know what the penalty for fraud is on Deneb 5 Spock . Guilty party has his choice. Death by electrocution, death by gas, death by phaser, death by hanging. Harcourt Fenton Mudd . The key word in your entire peroration, Mr. Spock, was. d-d-d-DEATH. Barbarians Well, of course I. left. Capt. Kirk . to the others He broke jail. Harcourt Fenton Mudd . I, ah, borrowed transportation. Capt. Kirk . He stole a spaceship. Harcourt Fenton Mudd . the patrol reacted in a hostile manner. Capt. Kirk . They fired at him Harcourt Fenton Mudd . Theyx27ve got no respect for private property - they damaged the bloody spaceship Well, I. I got away, but I couldnx27t navigate, so I wandered out through unmapped space. And here I found. Mudd x22Star Trek: The Paradise Syndrome (3.3)x22 (1968) Dr. McCoy . Why, they look like. Ix27d swear theyx27re American Indians. Mr. Spock . They are, Doctor. A mixture of Navajo, Mohican and Delaware, I believe - all among the more advanced and peaceful tribes. Captain James T. Kirk . Itx27s like discovering Atlantis. Or Shangri-La. Captain James T. Kirk . Itx27s just so peaceful. Uncomplicated, no problems, no. command decisions. Just. living. Dr. McCoy . Typical human reaction to an idyllic natural setting. Back in the 20th century, we referred to it as the x27Tahiti Syndromex27. Itx27s particularly common to over-pressured leader types, like starship captains. Mr. Spock . Lock all phasers on that mark. Maximum intensity, narrow beam. I want to split that fissure wide open. Dr. McCoy . You sound like youx27re cutting a diamond. Mr. Spock . Very astute, Doctor. Mr. Spock . I believe those symbols are the key. Dr. McCoy . Well, you wonx27t read them by killing yourself. Youx27ve hardly eaten or slept for weeks. Now, if you donx27t let up, youx27re going to collapse. Mr. Spock . I am not hungry, Doctor. And under stress, we Vulcans can do without sleep for weeks. Dr. McCoy . scanning Spock Well, your Vulcan metabolism is so low it can hardly be measured, and as for the pressure, that green ice-water you call blood. Mr. Spock . My physical condition is not important, Doctor. That obelisk is. Dr. McCoy . Well, Spock, you took your calculated risk in your calculated Vulcan way and you lost You lost for us, you lost for that planet, and you lost for Jim. Mr. Spock . studying his screen I accept the responsibility, Doctor. Dr. McCoy . And my responsibility is the health of this crew. Youx27ve been driving yourself too hard now I want you to get some rest. Mr. Spock . using the comm panel Mr. Chekov, resume heading, 883 mark 41. Dr. McCoy . Back to that planet without warp speed Itx27ll take MONTHS, Spock Mr. Spock . Exactly 59.223 days, Doctor and that asteroid will be four hours behind us, all the way. Dr. McCoy . Well, then whatx27s the use We might not be able to save the Captain, even if he still is alive We might not be able to save ANYTHING, including this ship Spock is motionless, studying Dr. McCoy . You havenx27t heard a word Ix27ve said. All youx27ve been doing is staring at that blasted obelisk Mr. Spock . Another calculated. Vulcan risk, Doctor. Mr. Spock . The obelisk is a marker, just as I thought. It was left by a super race, known as the Preservers. They passed through the galaxy rescuing primitive cultures, which were in danger of extinction, and seeding them, so to speak, where they could live, and grow. Dr. McCoy . Ix27ve always wondered why there were so many humanoids scattered through the galaxy. Mr. Spock . So have I. Apparently, the Preservers account for a number of them. Dr. McCoy . Thatx27s probably how the planet has survived all these centuries. The Preservers put an asteroid deflector on the planet. Mr. Spock . Which has now become defective and is failing to operate. first lines Dr. McCoy . Look at those pine trees Captain James T. Kirk . And that lake. Dr. McCoy . I swear thatx27s honeysuckle I smell. Captain James T. Kirk . I swear thatx27s a little orange blossom thrown in. Itx27s unbelievable. Growth, exactly like that of Earth, on a planet half a galaxy away. What are the odds of such duplication Mr. Spock . Astronomical, Captain. x22Star Trek: A Private Little War (2.19)x22 (1968) Dr. McCoy . I donx27t have a solution, but furnishing them firearms is certainly not the answer Capt. Kirk . Bones, do you remember the twentieth century brush wars on the Asian continent Two giant powers involved, much like the Klingons and ourselves. Neither side felt that they could pull out Dr. McCoy . Yes, I remember. It went on bloody year after bloody year Capt. Kirk . But what would you have suggested That one side arm its friends with an overpowering weapon Mankind would never have lived to travel space if they had. No, the only solution is what happened back then: balance of power. Dr. McCoy . And if the Klingons give their side even more Capt. Kirk . Then we arm our side with exactly that much more. A balance of power - the trickiest, most difficult, dirtiest game of them all, but the only one that preserves both sides Scott . Kirk and McCoy are holding Spock when they transport up What happened, Captain Capt. Kirk . Lead projectile. Primitive firearm. Dr. Mx27Benga . They put Spock on the bed Vitalizer x27B. x27 Gives Spock an injection Dr. McCoy . Pressure backing. Nurse hands pressure backing to McCoy Dr. McCoy . Lucky his heart is where his liver should be or hex27d be dead now. Dr. Mx27Benga . Not good, sir. Dr. McCoy . Coranalin Capt. Kirk . Whistle from ship Alarm goes off Bones, can you save him Uhura . Uhura talks through the speakerintercom All decks, Red Alert Battle Stations Battle Stations Go to Red Alert Capt. Kirk . Kirk walks to intercom Kirk here. Uhura . Uhura, sir. We have a Klingon vessel on our screen. Capt. Kirk . On my way. Scotty Kirk and Scott walk to door door opens Capt. Kirk . Bones Dr. McCoy . I donx27t know yet, Jim. Kirk and Scott leave transporter room Capt. Kirk . Tomorrow. in the palm of her hands. Dr. McCoy . Well, you got what you wanted. Capt. Kirk . Not what I wanted, Bones. What had to be. Dr. McCoy . speaking through communicator Spock, are you alive Mr. Spock . on the bridge of the Enterprise An illogical question, Doctor, since obviously you are hearing my voice. Dr. McCoy . Well, I donx27t know why I was worried. You canx27t kill a computer. Nona . Our blood has passed through the mahko root together. Our souls have been together. He is mine, now. Tyree . She must sleep, also. Dr. McCoy . x22He is hersx22 Tyree . When a man and woman are joined in this manner, he can refuse her no wish. x22Star Trek: The Enterprise Incident (3.2)x22 (1968) first lines Dr. McCoy . voice-over Enterprise Medical Log, stardate 5027.3, Dr. Leonard McCoy recording. Ix27m concerned about Captain Kirk. He shows indications of increasing tension and emotional stress. Chekov . I have completed the assignment, Captain: a theoretical incursion. Captain James T. Kirk . Yes, Mr. Chekov, I can read, and as usual, your theoretical evaluations do not tally with mine. Return to your duty, and Ix27ll let you know when your work is satisfactory. Mr. Spock, full sensor scan on the region, please. Spock . I did give a full report on it just. Captain James T. Kirk . Yes, Mr. Spock, that was the past. Ix27m concerned with the present. Captain James T. Kirk . to the Bridge crew Or is it becoming too much for this crew to present me with current information Spock . No, sir. Compliance presents no problem. Captain James T. Kirk . Then, Mr. Spock, comply. Spock . Sensor scan to one-half parsec. Negative, Captain. Captain James T. Kirk . Very well. Dr. McCoy . voice-over I can find no reason for the Captainx27s behavior, except possibly that wex27ve been on patrol too long without relief and diversion. He has resisted all of my attempts to run a psychological profile on him. Sulu . Maintaining course and speed, sir. Captain James T. Kirk . Change course. Come about to 185, mark 3. Sulu . But sir, thatx27ll lead us directly into the Romulan Neutral Zone. Captain James T. Kirk . Yes, very perceptive, Mr. Sulu. I know where the course change takes us. Execute. Sulu . Aye, sir. Uhura . Doctor, you must beam aboard the Romulan flagship immediately therex27s been an injury. Dr. McCoy . I donx27t make house calls. Uhura . Doctor, itx27s Captain Kirk Spock has fended off an attack from Kirk by grabbing his face, after which Kirk falls to the floor Dr. McCoy . What did you do WHAT DID YOU DO Spock . I was unprepared for his attack. I instinctively used the Vulcan death-grip. Dr. McCoy . examines the Captain Your instincts are still good, Mr. Spock. The Captain is dead Captain James T. Kirk . My neck feels like itx27s been twisted off. Dr. McCoy . Thatx27s the Vulcan death-grip for you. Dr. McCoy . You took a big chance that they didnx27t start an autopsy last linesKirk has earlier been surgically altered to look like a Romulan Dr. McCoy . Sickbay to Bridge. Captain James T. Kirk . What is it, Bones Dr. McCoy . If all the shoutingx27s over up there, Ix27d like for you to report to Sickbay. Captain James T. Kirk . What for Dr. McCoy . Well, youx27re due in surgery. I am going to bob your ears. Spock . Captain, please go. Somehow, they do not look aesthetically agreeable on Humans. Dr. McCoy . Well, are you coming, Jim, or do you wanna go through life looking like your First Officer Captain James T. Kirk . Ix27m on my way. Nurse Christine Chapel . after seeing the Captain is alive Doctor Dr. McCoy Dr. McCoy Dr. McCoy . entering I left orders that no one was to come in here. Nurse Christine Chapel . But hex27s alive Alive Dr. McCoy . Well, now that you know it, you might as well assist me. Hand me the physio-stimulator. Nurse Christine Chapel . But he was dead. Their doctors certified he was dead. hands over stimulator Dr. McCoy . Spock gave him a nerve pinch to simulate death. Nurse Christine Chapel . relieved Then Mr. Spock isnx27t a traitor. And you knew that all the time and you didnx27t. Dr. McCoy . I didnx27t know it until I beamed aboard the Romulan ship. Jim and Spock were operating under Federation orders. Captain James T. Kirk . Ohh, ohh, my neck feels like itx27s been twisted off. Dr. McCoy . Thatx27s the Vulcan Death Grip for you. Nurse Christine Chapel . Therex27s no such thing as a Vulcan Death Grip. Captain James T. Kirk . Ah, but the Romulans donx27t know that. Sure fooled the doctors. Dr. McCoy . You took a big chance that they didnx27t start an autopsy. Captain James T. Kirk . to Nurse Chapel As far as the rest of the crew is concerned, Ix27m still dead. Nurse Christine Chapel . Why Captain James T. Kirk . Thatx27s what this whole masquerade was about - to keep the Enterprise and the Federation off the hook. Dr. McCoy . So that if anything went wrong, you would be the one to blame. Captain James T. Kirk . Bones, I want you to prepare for surgery. Dr. McCoy . What for x22Star Trek: Who Mourns for Adonais (2.2)x22 (1967) last lines Dr. McCoy . I wish we hadnx27t had to do this. Capt. Kirk . So do I. They gave us so much - the Greek civilization, much of our culture and philosophy came from the worship of those beings. In a way, they began the Golden Age. Would it have hurt us, I wonder, just to have gathered a few laurel leaves Dr. McCoy . noting Scottyx27s interest in Carolyn Ix27m not sure I like that, Jim. Capt. Kirk . Why, Bones Scottyx27s a good man. Dr. McCoy . And he thinks hex27s the right man for her. But Ix27m not sure she thinks she thinks hex27s the right man. On the other hand, shex27s a woman. a beat Dr. McCoy . All woman. Chekov . Sir, some creatures can generate and control energy with no harm to themselves: The electric eel on Earth, the giant dry worm of Antos 4, the fluffy. Dr. McCoy . interrupting Not the whole encyclopedia, Chekov. Chekov . The captain requires complete information. Dr. McCoy . Spockx27s contaminating this boy, Jim. Capt. Kirk . Are you suggesting that he, Apollo, taps a flow of energy and channels it through his body Chekov . That would seem most likely, sir. Capt. Kirk . Mr. Chekov, I think youx27ve earned your pay for the week. Dr. McCoy . Got any more good ideas, Jim Capt. Kirk . Sim, eu tenho. One more and it depends on the lieutenantx27s loyalty. If she fails us, we better get used to herding goats. Apollo . I want from you that which is rightfully mine - your loyalty, your tribute, and your worship. Dr. McCoy . May I ask what you offer in exchange for this worship Apollo . Life in paradise. Capt. Kirk . Apollox27s no god, but he couldx27ve been taken for one, though, once. Say, 5,000 years ago, a highly sophisticated group of space travelers landed on Earth around the Mediterranean. Dr. McCoy . Yes. To the simple shepherds and tribesmen of early Greece, creatures like that WOULD have been gods. Capt. Kirk . Especially if they had the power to alter their form at will and command great energy. In fact, they couldnx27t have been taken for anything else. x22Star Trek: By Any Other Name (2.22)x22 (1968) Rojan . We do not colonize. We conquer. We rule Therex27s no other way for us. Dr. McCoy . In other words, x22The galaxy isnx27t big enough for both of usx22 McCoy has given Hanar another injection Hanar . How many more of these Dr. McCoy . Well, now, letx27s see. Youx27ve had three shots. I think you better stay on them for a few days, and then wex27ll see how you respond. Hanar . slightly irritated I see no reason for you to refer to yourself in the plural. Mr. Spock . describing his vision of the Kelvans Immense beings, a hundred. limbs which resemble tentacles. Minds of such control and capacity, that each limb is capable of performing a different function. Dr. McCoy . Do you mean thatx27s what the Kelvans really are Mr. Spock . Undoubtedly. Dr. McCoy . Well, if they look that way normally, why did they adapt themselves to our bodies Captain James T. Kirk . Perhaps practicality. They chose the Enterprise as the best vessel for the trip. Immense beings with a hundred tentacles would have difficulty with the turbolift. Tomar . watching the humans eat I do not understand why you take the trouble to consume this. bulk material to, uh, sustain yourselves. Tomar . holding up a small box of pills We have ascertained that these contain all the nutritional elements. Dr. McCoy . Before you condemn it, why donx27t you try it Tomar . I believe I will. Assist me. McCoy has given Tomar some of the shipx27s food to taste, which the latter seems to enjoy Mr. Spock . Most curious. Captain James T. Kirk . What is Mr. Spock . The isolated glimpses of things I saw when I touched Kelindax27s mind are beginning to coalesce in my consciousness. The Kelvans have superior intellectual capacity. To achieve it, theyx27ve apparently sacrificed anything which would tend to distract them - perceptive senses such as taste, touch, smell, and, of course, emotions. Captain James T. Kirk . But then, Tomar shouldnx27t be enjoying the taste of his food. Mr. Spock . Yes, quite correct, Captain. But they have taken human form, and are therefore having human reaction. Dr. McCoy . looking at Tomar Hm. If he keeps reacting like that, hex27s gonna need a diet. Captain James T. Kirk . after the crew is turned into dehydrated solid orbs Is this all Mr. Spock . I have reviewed shipx27s personnel, Captain. It appears we four are the only ones the Kelvans consider essential. Dr. McCoy . Scotty tells me you couldx27ve destroyed the ship in the barrier. Why didnx27t you Captain James T. Kirk . I couldnx27t. Dr. McCoy . But that was our only chance to stop them. Captain James T. Kirk . I didnx27t think it was. Dr. McCoy . Jim. Captain James T. Kirk . Bones, thatx27s enough Dr. McCoy . Jim, I saw them reduce four of my doctors and nurses into those little. Captain James T. Kirk . Theyx27ve reduced the whole CREW punches the rec room table x22Star Trek: The Apple (2.5)x22 (1967) Dr. McCoy . Well, I donx27t agree with you at all, Mr. Spock. Mr. Spock . Thatx27s not unusual, Doctor. Dr. McCoy . Whatx27s going on, Jim. Capt. Kirk . Mess call. Mr. Spock . In my view, a splendid example of reciprocity. Dr. McCoy . It would take a computerized Vulcan mind such as yours to make that kind of a statement. Mr. Spock . Doctor, you insist on applying human standards to nonhuman cultures. I remind you that humans are only a tiny minority in this galaxy. Scott . on bridge of the Enterprise Captain, we pulled away a little, we gained. maybe an hour. but we blew almost every system in the ship doing it. Therex27s nothing left to try again. I guess youx27ll have to fire me, sir. Capt. Kirk . on planet surface Youx27re fired. closes communicator absentmindedly Capt. Kirk . 400 people. McCoy . Jim. Capt. Kirk . Theyx27ll die because I couldnx27t see a warning sign. I had to follow orders, always orders. Chekov . appraising the planet It makes me homesick. Just like Russia. Dr. McCoy . More like the Garden of Eden, Ensign. Chekov . Of course, Doctor. The Garden of Eden was just outside Moscow. A very nice place. Mustx27ve made Adam and Eve very sad to leave. Mr. Spock . In my view, a splendid example of reciprocity Dr. McCoy . It would take a computerized Vulcan mind such as yours to make that kind of a statement. Mr. Spock . Doctor, you insist on applying human standards to non-human cultures. I remind you that humans are only a tiny minority in this galaxy. Dr. McCoy . There are certain absolutes, Mister Spock, and one of them is the right of humanoids to a free and unchained environment, the right to have conditions which permit growth. Mr. Spock . Another is their right to choose a system which seems to work for them. Dr. McCoy . Jim, youx27re not just going to stand by and be blinded to whatx27s going on here. These are humanoids, intelligent. They need to advance and grow. Donx27t you understand what my readings indicate Therex27s been no progress here in at least ten thousand years. This isnx27t life. Itx27s stagnation. Mr. Spock . Doctor, these people are healthy and they are happy. What ever you choose to call it, this system works, despite your emotional reaction to it. Dr. McCoy . It might work for you, Mister Spock, but it doesnx27t work for me. Humanoids living so they can service a hunk of tin. Capt. Kirk . Gentlemen, I think this philosophical argument can wait until our shipx27s out of danger. x22Star Trek: The Galileo Seven (1.16)x22 (1967) Dr. McCoy . What do those supersensitive ears make of that, Mr. Spock Spock . Wood. rubbing on some kind of leather. Dr. McCoy . Mr. Spock, remind me to tell you that Ix27m sick and tired of your logic. Spock . That is a most illogical attitude. Scott . Mr. Spock, you said a while ago that there were always alternatives. Spock . Did I I may have been mistaken. Dr. McCoy . Well at least I lived long enough to hear that. Spock . It is more rational to sacrifice one life than six, Doctor. Dr. McCoy . Ix27m not talking about rationality. Spock . You might be wise to start. Dr. McCoy . Now, look, we may all die here. At least let us die like men, not machines. Dr. McCoy . Well, Mr. Spock, they didnx27t stay frightened very long, did they Spock . Most illogical reaction. We demonstrated out superior weapons. They should have fled. Dr. McCoy . You mean they should have respected us Spock . Of course. Dr. McCoy . Mr. Spock, respect is a rational process. Did it ever occur to you they might react emotionally, with anger Spock . Doctor, Ix27m not responsible for their unpredictability. x22Star Trek: The Savage Curtain (3.22)x22 (1969) Dr. McCoy . Whatx27s all this poppycock about life-forms on this planet, Spock The surface is molten lava, the atmosphere is poisonous. Scott . President Lincoln, indeed No doubt to be followed by Louis of France and Robert the Bruce Dr. McCoy . If so, wex27ll execute appropriate honors to each, Mr. Scott. Dr. McCoy . Youx27re BOTH out of your heads Scott . Aye, sir. Captain James T. Kirk . And youx27re on the edge of insubordination Dr. McCoy . Ix27d be on the edge of insubordination to remind the captain that this smells of something happening to him that I might not be able to patch back together again. Scott . Aye Dr. McCoy . If theyx27re wrong and they DO beam into a pool of lava. Scott . Then theyx27re dead men. I couldnae pull them back in time. Dr. McCoy . Just what was that you locked onto before you beamed him aboard Scott . Ya heard Mr. Spock yourself - x22mineralx22 he called it, like living rock. Dr. McCoy . And that became Lincoln Scott . I couldnx27t tell. May have been another figure down there standing by. What do you make if it Dr. McCoy . Ix27m not quite sure. Dr. McCoy . Youx27re the science officer. Why arenx27t you. well, doing whatever a science officer does at a time like this Mr. Spock . I am, Doctor. I am observing the alien. x22Star Trek: Space Seed (1.22)x22 (1967) Captain James T. Kirk . the landing party has beamed aboard the Botany Bay Scotty Scott . Definitely Earth-type mechanism, sir. Twentieth century vessel. Old type atomic power. Bulky, solid. I think they used to call them transistor units. Ix27d love to tear this baby apart. Lt. Marla McGivers . Captain, itx27s a sleeper ship. Captain James T. Kirk . Suspended animation. Lt. Marla McGivers . Ix27ve seen old photographs of this. Necessary because of the time involved in space travel until about the year 2018. It took years just to travel from one planet to another. Captain James T. Kirk . Is it possible theyx27re still alive after centuries of travel Dr. McCoy . Itx27s theoretically possible. Ix27ve never heard of it being tested for this long a period. Dr. McCoy . lying in sickbay, Khan surprises McCoy and holds a knife to his throat, then pauses Well, either choke me or cut my throat. Make up your mind. Khan Noonien Singh . English. I thought I dreamed hearing it. Where am I Dr. McCoy . Youx27re in. Khan tightens his grip. McCoy continues in a lower voice Dr. McCoy . Youx27re in bed, holding a knife at your doctorx27s throat. Khan Noonien Singh . Answer my question. Dr. McCoy . It would be most effective if you would cut the carotid artery, just under the left ear. Khan Noonien Singh . impressed, releases McCoy I like a brave man. Dr. McCoy . takes the knife from Khan I was simply trying to avoid an argument. Captain James T. Kirk . about to beam aboard the Botany Bay You ready, Bones Dr. McCoy . No. I signed aboard this ship to practice medicine, not to have my atoms scattered back and forth across space by this gadget. Captain James T. Kirk . Youx27re an old-fashioned boy, McCoy. Captain James T. Kirk . looking at a library picture of Khan on viewscreen Name: Khan Noonien Singh. Mr. Spock . From 1992 through 1996, absolute ruler of more than a quarter of your world, from Asia through the Middle East. Dr. McCoy . The last of the tyrants to be overthrown. Scott . I must confess, gentlemen. Ix27ve always held a sneaking admiration for this one. Captain James T. Kirk . He was the best of the tyrants and the most dangerous. They were supermen in a sense. Stronger, braver, certainly more ambitious, more daring. Mr. Spock . Gentlemen, this romanticism about a ruthless dictator is. Captain James T. Kirk . Mr. Spock, we humans have a streak of barbarism in us. Appalling, but there, nevertheless. Scott . There were no massacres under his rule. Mr. Spock . And as little freedom. Dr. McCoy . No wars until he was attacked. Mr. Spock . Gentlemen. Everyone but Spock laugh Captain James T. Kirk . Mr. Spock, you misunderstand us. We can be against him and admire him all at the same time. Mr. Spock . Illogical. Captain James T. Kirk . Totally. Captain James T. Kirk . The bridge is yours, Mr. Spock. Care to join the landing party, Doctor Dr. McCoy . Well, if youx27re actually giving me a choice. Captain James T. Kirk . Ix27m not. Oh, Ix27ll need somebody familiar with the late 20th Century Earth. Herex27s a chance for that historian to do something for a change. Whatx27s her name McIvers Mr. Spock . corrects Lieutenant McGivers. Captain James T. Kirk . Lieutenant, at any one time, the safety of this entire vessel might depend on the performance of a single crewman aboard, and the fact that you find a man strangely compelling to you personally. Lt. Marla McGivers . Not personally, Captain. Professionally. My profession is historian, and when I specimen from the past alive, Ix27m in the sheer delight of examining his mind. Captain James T. Kirk . And men were more adventuresome then. Bolder, more coloful. Lt. Marla McGivers . Yes, sir, I think they were. Captain James T. Kirk . Good. If I can have honesty, itx27s easier to overlook mistakes. Thatx27s all. Lt. Marla McGivers . Yes, sir. She leaves sickbay Dr. McCoy . A pity you wasted your life on command, Jim. Youx27d made a fair psychologist. Captain James T. Kirk . in mock arrogance Fair x22Star Trek: The Mark of Gideon (3.16)x22 (1969) Hodin . on viewscreen, speaking from Gideon Mr. Spock you are an officer of a spaceship. In your profession you use many instruments, tools and weapons to achieve your objectives. Mr. Spock . on the bridge of the Enterprise True, your excellency. Hodin . However, the only x27toolx27 diplomacy has is language. It is of the utmost importance that the meaning be crystal clear. Mr. Spock . Your excellency, I am basically a scientist. Clarity of formulation is essential in my profession also. Hodin . I am glad to hear it. Perhaps you could then make greater effort to choose your words more precisely. sits down Dr. McCoy . to Spock Are you gonna let him get away with that Scott . No matter what ye say, Mr. Spock, hex27ll twist your meaning. Uhura . Yes, hex27s infuriating, sir, how can you stand it Dr. McCoy . And just when I was beginning to think you might find a whole new career as a diplomat, Mr. Spock. Mr. Spock . I shall beam down at once. Mr. Scott, you have the con. Dr. McCoy . Ix27ll pick up my medical tricorder and meet you in the transporter room. Mr. Spock . Negative, Doctor. I cannot accept the responsibility for ordering a fellow officer to violate a Starfleet directive. I can make such a decision only for myself. Dr. McCoy . Ix27m not asking you to make the decision for me. Mr. Spock . The situation forces me to do so, Doctor. Dr. McCoy . Well in that case, itx27s the worst possible decision you can make, Spock. Mr. Spock . speaking over communicators I am on board an exact duplicate of the Enterprise. Dr. McCoy . on the Enterprise Exact duplicate of the Enterprise Is it in orbit, Mr. Spock Mr. Spock . In orbit, Doctor In a manner of speaking. Gideon is in orbit, and the ship is on Gideon. Spock . We must acknowledge once and for all that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong crisis. Dr. McCoy . Well, what are we waiting for, Mr. Spock, wex27re not diplomats. Spock . We are representatives of the Federation, doctor. Dr. McCoy . That doesnx27t mean we have to behave like children and listen to some fool lecture by a diplomat. Spock . Unfortunately, diplomacy is the only channel available to us at the moment. Mr. Spock . The planet is shielded from our sensors, therefore, we cannot scan it. Therefore, we are unable to select coordinates, they must be provided by Gideon. Chekov . We should never have agreed to such restrictions. Mr. Spock . We did not, Mr. Chekov, the Federation did. Lt. Uhura. Uhura . Yes, Mr. Spock. Mr. Spock . Contact Starfleet immediately, explain our problem, request permission to use every means at our disposal to press the search for Captain Kirk. Uhura . At once, sir. Chekov . Are there any other possibilities Mr. Spock . They are endless, Mr Chekov. Dr. McCoy . Where do we start, Mr. Spock. Mr. Spock . Institute a sensor scan 360 degrees, one degree at a time. Dr. McCoy . You mean youx27re going to scan space for him Chekov . But, sir, that could take years. Mr. Spock . Then the sooner you begin, the better. x22Star Trek: The Deadly Years (2.12)x22 (1967) Spock . Doctor, shipx27s temperature is increasingly uncomfortable for me. Ix27ve adjusted the environment in my quarters to 125 degrees, which is at least tolerable. However, I. McCoy . Well, I see Ix27m not gonna be making any house calls on YOU Spock . I wondered if perhaps there was something which could lower my sensitivity to cold. McCoy . Ix27m not a magician, Spock, just an old country doctor. Spock . Yes. As I always suspected. McCoy . I donx27t know whatx27s causing it. Virus, bacteria or evil spirits, but Ix27m trying to find out. McCoy . to Spock Oh, youx27re perfectly healthy. Spock . I must differ with you, Doctor. Ix27m having difficulty concentrating, which is most disturbing, my eye sight appears to be failing, and the normal temperature of the ship seems to me to be increasingly colder. McCoy . I did not say you werenx27t affected, Mr. Spock. You are perfectly healthy. That is, for any normal Vulcan on the high side of 100. McCoy . Anytime youx27re ready, Mr. Spock. Spock . I am quite ready now, Doctor. McCoy . Because of your Vulcan physique, Ix27ve prepared an extremely potent shot for you. However, I thought youx27d might like to know that Ix27ve removed all the breakables from sickbay. Spock . That is very considerate of you, Doctor. McCoy . checking out the Captainx27s twinge Jim, I think wex27d better run a complete physical on you. Captain James T. Kirk . Why Just muscular strain, hmm McCoy . No, Jim. Itx27s advanced arthritis. Itx27s spreading. Arlene Galway . from the blooper reel Doctor, may I speak to you for a moment, please McCoy . Of course. Arlene Galway . Well, I know this is going to sound foolish, but Beverly Washburn breaks character Arlene Galway . I feel like hell Ix27ve forgotten my next line x22Star Trek: A Piece of the Action (2.17)x22 (1968) Spock . on the 1920x27s Chicago-style world Fascinating. Dr. McCoy . This is like coming home. Capt. Kirk . Home was never like this. Spock . Logic and practical information do not seem to apply here. Dr. McCoy . You admit that Spock . To deny the facts would be illogical, Doctor. Dr. McCoy . Wex27re trying to help you, Oxmyx. Bela Oxmyx . Nobody helps nobody but himself. Spock . Sir, you are employing a double negative. Dr. McCoy . How are you with primitive radio equipment Spock . Muito simples. Amplitude modulation transmission. Simply adjust the frequency, throw this switch. The Enterprise should answer. Radio Voice . That was the Jailbreakers with their latest recording on Request Time, brought to you by Bang-Bang, the makers of the sweetest little automatic in the wor. Spock . switches radio off Fascinating. Dr. McCoy . And very simple. last lines Capt. Kirk . All right, Bones, in the language of the planet, x22Whatx27s your beefx22 Dr. McCoy . Well, I donx27t know how serious this is, Jim. And I donx27t quite know how to tell you. Capt. Kirk . Go ahead. Dr. McCoy . But in all the confusion, I. Capt. Kirk . Tell me. Dr. McCoy . I think I left it in Belax27s office. Capt. Kirk . You left it Dr. McCoy . Somewhere, Ix27m-Ix27m not certain. Capt. Kirk . Youx27re not certain of what Dr. McCoy . I left my communicator. Capt. Kirk . In Belax27s office Spock . Captain, if the Iotians, who are very bright an imitative people, should take that communicator apart. Capt. Kirk . They will, they will. And theyx27ll find out how the transtator works. Spock . The transtator is the basis for every important piece of equipment that we have - the transporter, the. Capt. Kirk . overlapping Everything, everything. Dr. McCoy . You really think itx27s that serious Capt. Kirk . Serious Serious, Bones It upsets the whole percentage. Dr. McCoy . How do you mean Capt. Kirk . Well, in a few years, the Iotians may demand a piece of OUR action. x22Star Trek: Day of the Dove (3.7)x22 (1968) Captain James T. Kirk . after learning there is an unknown alien on board A brother that never existed, a phantom colony, imaginary distress calls, the creation of these. weapons. Do you sense a pattern, Mr. Spock Mr. Spock . If the alien is creating these events, Captain, it is apparently capable of manipulating matter and mind. Captain James T. Kirk . And now it has control of the Enterprise and taking us out of the galaxy. But why Mr. Spock . Captain, I am constrained to point out that since minds are evidently being influenced, we cannot know at this moment whether our own memories are completely accurate and true. Captain James T. Kirk . We must talk to Kang, bury the hatchet. Mr. Spock . as McCoy enters An appropriate choice of terms, Captain. However, it is notoriously difficult to arrange a truce with the Klingons once blood has been drawn. Dr. McCoy . Truce Are you serious Ix27ve got men in Sickbay, some of them dying, atrocities committed on their persons, and you talk about making peace with these fiends If our backs were turned, theyx27d jump on us in a minute And you know what Klingons do to prisoners: slave labor, death planets, experiments Captain James T. Kirk . McCoy. Dr. McCoy . While youx27re talking, theyx27re planning attacks. This is a fight to the death Wex27d better start trying to win it Dr. McCoy . How many more men must die before you two begin to act like military men, instead of fools Dr. McCoy . Klingons claim to have honored the truce, but therex27ve been incidents, raids on our outposts. Captain James T. Kirk . No proof that the Klingons committed it. Dr. McCoy . What proof do we need We know what a Klingon is. Dr. McCoy . Those filthy butchers. There are rules, even in war. You donx27t keep hacking at a man after hex27s down. Dr. McCoy . Gentlemen, if we are pawns, youx27re looking at one who is extremely sorry. Mr. Spock . I understand, Doctor. I, too, felt a brief surge of racial bigotry. Most distasteful. last lines Captain James T. Kirk . to the alien entity Get off my ship. Youx27re a dead duck here, youx27re powerless. We know about you, and we donx27t want to play. Maybe. maybe therex27re others like you around, maybe youx27ve caused a lot of suffering, a lot of history but thatx27s all over. Wex27ll be on guard now, wex27ll be ready for you, so ship out Come on, haul it Dr. McCoy . Yeah, out already Kang . Out We need no urging to hate Humans. But for the present, only a fool fights in a burning house. Out x22Star Trek: The Corbomite Maneuver (1.10)x22 (1966) Capt. Kirk . When I get my hands on the headquarters genius that assigned me a female yeoman. Dr. McCoy . Whatx27s the matter, Jim, donx27t you trust yourself Capt. Kirk . Kirk suppresses a smile Ix27ve already got a female to worry about. Her namex27s the Enterprise. Dr. McCoy . Rand enters the bridge carrying a tray I thought the power was off in the galley Yeoman Rand . I used a hand phaser, and zap Hot coffee. Dr. McCoy . Balokx27s message - it was heard all over the ship. Capt. Kirk . on ship-wide speakers Captain to crew: Those of you who have served for long on this vessel have encountered alien life-forms. You know the greatest danger facing us is. ourselves, and irrational fear of the unknown. Therex27s no such thing as x27the unknown, x27 only things temporarily hidden, temporarily not understood. Capt. Kirk . Doc. Desculpa. Dr. McCoy . Oh, you had other things on your mind. My fault. I donx27t know how yx27ever kept form punching me in the face. Mr. Spock . A very interesting game, this poker. Capt. Kirk . It does have advantages over chess. Dr. McCoy . Love to teach it to ya. x22Star Trek: Operation - Annihilate (1.29)x22 (1967) Dr. McCoy . Unusual eye arrangement. I mightx27ve known hex27d turn up something like that. Capt. Kirk . Whatx27s that, doctor Dr. McCoy . I said, please donx27t tell Spock I said he was the best first officer in the fleet. Spock . Why thank you, Dr. McCoy. Capt. Kirk . Youx27ve been so concerned about his Vulcan eyes, Doctor, you forgot about his Vulcan ears. Capt. Kirk . Mr. Spock, regaining eyesight would be an emotional experience for most. You, I presume felt nothing Spock . Quite the contrary, Captain, I had a very strong reaction. My first sight was the face of Dr. McCoy bending over me. Dr. McCoy . Hm, x27tis a pitty brief blindness did not increase your appreciation for beauty, Mr. Spock. Dr. McCoy . examining four stunned Denevans Therex27s something wrong, Jim. Their nervous systems - unconscious like this there should be just routine autonomic activity, but Ix27m getting a very high reading as though, even in their unconscious state, theyx27re being violently stimulated. Dr. McCoy . holding a beaker of tentacle tissue Evidently, when the creature attacks it, uh, leaves a stinger much like a bee or a wasp, leaving one of these in the victimx27s body, and it takes over the victim very rapidly, and the entwining is far, far too involved for conventional surgery to remove. Spock, infected, beams down to the planet to collect a specimen Dr. McCoy . Jim, that man is sick - and donx27t give me any damnable logic about him being the only man for the job. Capt. Kirk . I donx27t have to, Bones. We both know he is. x22Star Trek: The Lights of Zetar (3.18)x22 (1969) Dr. McCoy . Somehow I find transporting into the darkness unnerving. Dr. McCoy . That is tape deck x27Dx27 - brain circuitry pattern of Lt. Mira Romain. Mr. Spock . Gentlemen, is also happens to be tape x27Hx27 - the impulse tracking obtained from the alien life units. Dr. McCoy . A comparison of our Steinman with Starfleet records shows that Lt. Romainex27s fingerprints, voice analysis, all external factors remain exactly the same as before however, according to two hyperencephalograms, her brainwave pattern has been altered. Capt. Kirk . But thatx27s impossible. Dr. McCoy . Thatx27s what I was taught. Dr. McCoy . Reduce the pressure very, very gradually, Spock. Mr. Spock . We may tax Mr. Scottx27s patience, Doctor. x22Star Trek: The Animated Series: The Pirates of Orion (2.1)x22 (1974) Dr. McCoy . Jim, choriocytosis is a strange disease. In races with iron-based blood, itx27s practically nothing, but in others. Capt. Kirk . interrupting Get to the point, Bones. Dr. McCoy . Spock has contracted the disease. Itx27s fatal to Vulcans. Capt. Kirk . It will hurt seeing him like that. Dr. McCoy . I know. As much as it might seem at times that I canx27t stand that pointy-eared encyclopaedia, I donx27t wanna see that happen to him. Dr. McCoy . about to give an injection This wonx27t hurt a bit, Spock. Mr. Spock . An unnecessary assurance, doctor, in addition to being untrue. Dr. McCoy . Thatx27s the last time I waste my bedside manner on a Vulcan. gives him the injection Mr. Spock . Such restraint would be welcome. Dr. McCoy . Blasted Vulcan Why couldnx27t you have red blood like any normal human Capt. Kirk . Am I interrupting something Mr. Spock . Nothing but Dr. McCoyx27s gloating. Dr. McCoy . Spock, that green blood of yours may have saved you before, but this time it almost did you in. You canx27t deny it. Mr. Spock . I still prefer my physiological structure to yours. Capt. Kirk . Yes, gentlemen, things are back to normal. x22Star Trek: Dagger of the Mind (1.9)x22 (1966) Mr. Spock . Interesting. You Earth people glorify organized violence for 40 centuries, but you imprison those who employ it privately. Dr. McCoy . And, of course, your people found an answer Mr. Spock . We disposed of emotion, Doctor. Where there is no emotion, there is no motive for violence. Captain James T. Kirk . Bones, are you aware that in the last 20 years, Dr. Adams has done more to revolutionise, to humanise prisons and the treatment of prisoners than all the rest of humanity have done in 40 centuries Ix27ve been to those penal colonies since they begun following his methods, and theyx27re not cages any more. Dr. McCoy . Jim. Captain James T. Kirk . Theyx27re clean, decent hospitals for sick minds. Dr. McCoy . Itx27s hard to believe that a man could die of loneliness. Captain James T. Kirk . Not when youx27ve sat in that room. Dr. McCoy . Ix27m required to enter any reasonable doubts into my medical log that requires you to answer in YOUR log. Sorry, Jim. x22Star Trek: Platox27s Stepchildren (3.10)x22 (1968) Captain James T. Kirk . slowly crawling on his belly towards Parmen Being your slave. what should I do but tend upon the hours and times of your desire I have no precious time at all to spend nor service to do till you. Dr. McCoy . shouting Stop it Donx27t do this to him, Parmen. Dr. McCoy . as the Platonians force Spock into fits of laughter Hex27s a Vulcan You canx27t force emotion out of him Philana . Oh, you must be joking, Doctor. Dr. McCoy . It could destroy him. Parmen . We canx27t let him die laughing, can we gestures towards Spock, who promply starts crying Dr. McCoy . Jim, my concoction actually worked the fever is broken. And what recuperative powers The infectionx27s begun to drain already Spock . with deliberate dispassion Dr. McCoy, you may yet cure the common cold. Spock . trying to control his rage Captain. Captain James T. Kirk . Yes, Spock. Spock . Do you still feel anger toward Parmen Captain James T. Kirk . Great anger. Spock . And you, Dr. McCoy Dr. McCoy . Yes, Spock. And hatred. Spock . Then you must release it, gentlemen, as I must master mine. I might have seriously injured you, Captain, even killed you. They have evoked such great. hatred in me. I cannot allow it to go further. gets up, walks to a table Spock . I must. master it. I must. control. crushes an object with his bare hand Dr. McCoy . The release of emotions, Mr. Spock, is what keeps us healthy - emotionally healthy, that is. Spock . That may be, Doctor, however I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. x22Star Trek: Is There in Truth No Beauty (3.5)x22 (1968) Marvick, having seen Kollos, has been driven insane Larry Marvick . Donx27t love her Donx27t love her Shex27ll kill you if you love her I love you, Miranda. he collapses Dr. McCoy . Hex27s dead, Jim. Spock has performed a mind-meld with Kollos, who now shares Spockx27s body Mr. Spock . as Kollos This is delightful. I know you. All of you. James Kirk, Captain and friend for many years. And Leonard McCoy, also of long acquaintance. And Uhura, whose name means freedom. x22She walks in beauty, like the night. x22 Dr. McCoy . Thatx27s not Spock. Mr. Spock . Are you surprised to find that Ix27ve read Byron, Doctor Dr. McCoy . Thatx27s Spock. Dr. Miranda Jones . I spent four years on Vulcan studying their mental discipline. Dr. McCoy . You poor girl. Dr. McCoy . toasting How can one so beautiful condemn herself to look upon ugliness the rest of her life Will we allow it, gentlemen Captain James T. Kirk . Certainly not. Mr. Spock . Negative. Scott . Larry Marvick . No-no. Dr. Miranda Jones . counter-toast to McCoy How can one so full of joy and the love of life as you, Doctor, condemn yourself to look upon disease and suffering for the rest of YOUR life Can we allow THAT, gentlemen Dr. McCoy . Isnx27t it suicidal to deal with something ugly enough to drive men mad Why do you do it Mr. Spock . I see, Doctor McCoy, that you still subscribe to the outmoded notion, promulgated by your ancient Greeks, that what is good must also be beautiful. Larry Marvick . And the reverse, of course, that what is beautiful is automatically expected to be good. Captain James T. Kirk . Yes, I think most of us are attracted by beauty and repelled by ugliness - one of the last of our prejudices. At the risk of sounding prejudiced, gentlemen, herex27s to beauty. x22Star Trek: Turnabout Intruder (3.24)x22 (1969) Dr. Janice Lester . in Kirkx27s body Well. this is especially disturbing to me for. uh, personal reasons. Dr. McCoy . Oh I didnx27t know you knew her that well. Dr. Janice Lester . Oh, yes. Been a long time since I saw her. I walked out on her when it became serious. Dr. McCoy . Well, you must have been very young at the time, Jim. Dr. Janice Lester . Youth doesnx27t excuse everything, Dr. McCoy. Dr. Janice Lester . in Kirkx27s body Dr. McCoy, Ix27m sorry but Ix27m going to have to take you off the case and turn it over to Dr. Coleman. Dr. McCoy . You canx27t do this On this ship, my medical authority is final Dr. Janice Lester . If Dr. Coleman wants to assume the full responsibility, let him do it. Dr. McCoy . I wonx27t allow it Dr. Janice Lester . Itx27s DONE. Dr. McCoy . I appreciate the fact that you had a decision to make. I also find myself in that position now, Jim, and Ix27m asking you to report for an examination. Dr. Janice Lester . in Kirkx27s body What What do you base that on Dr. McCoy . Development of emotional instability and erratic mental attitudes since returning from that planet. Dr. Janice Lester . in Kirkx27s body I donx27t think another test is necessary. Dr. McCoy . The Robbiani dermal-optic is crucial. It reveals the basic emotional structure. Scott . Wex27ll have to take over the ship. Dr. McCoy . Wex27re talking about mutiny, Scotty. Scott . Aye. Are you ready for the vote x22Star Trek: The Enemy Within (1.5)x22 (1966) Lt. Cmdr. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy, M. D. . Jim, you canx27t risk your life on a theory Mr. Spock . Being split in two halves is no theory with me, Doctor. I have a human half, you see, as well as an alien half, submerged, constantly at war with each other. Personal experience, Doctor. I survive it because my intelligence wins out over both, makes them live together. to Kirk Mr. Spock . Your intelligence would enable you to survive, as well. Captain James T. Kirk . talking about Kirkx27s x22negativex22 side-duplicate I have to take him back. inside myself. I canx27t survive without him. I donx27t want to take him back. Hex27s like an animal, a thoughtless, brutal animal, yet itx27s me. me. Lt. Cmdr. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy, M. D. . Jim. youx27re no different than anyone else. We all have our darker side. We need it Itx27s half of what we are. Itx27s not ugly. Itx27s human. Captain James T. Kirk . Human. Lt. Cmdr. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy, M. D. . Yes, human. A lot of what he is makes you the man you are. God forbid I should have to agree with Spock, but he was right. Without the negative side, you wouldnx27t be the captain - you couldnx27t be, and you know it. Your strength of command lies mostly in him. Captain James T. Kirk . What do I have Lt. Cmdr. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy, M. D. . You have the goodness. Captain James T. Kirk . Not enough. I have a ship to command. Lt. Cmdr. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy, M. D. . The intelligence, the logic. It appears your half has most of that, and perhaps thatx27s where manx27s essential courage comes from. For you see, he was afraid, and you werenx27t. Captain James T. Kirk . Whatx27s the matter with me Mr. Spock . Judging from my observations, Captain, youx27re rapidly losing the power of decision. Lt. Cmdr. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy, M. D. . You have a point, Spock Mr. Spock . Yes. Always, Doctor. We have here an unusual opportunity to appraise the human mind, or to examine, in Earth terms, the roles of good and evil in a man: his negative side, which you call hostility, lust, violence, and his positive side, which Earth people express as compassion, love, tenderness. Lt. Cmdr. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy, M. D. . Itx27s the captainx27s guts youx27re analyzing. Are you aware of that, Spock Mr. Spock . Yes, and what is it that makes one man an exceptional leader We see indications that it is his negative side which makes him strong, that his x22evilx22 side, if you will, properly controlled and disciplined, is vital to his strength. to Kirk Mr. Spock . Your negative side removed from you, the power of command begins to elude you. Captain James T. Kirk . What is your point, Mr. Spock Mr. Spock . If your power of command continues to weaken, youx27ll soon be unable to function as captain. You must be prepared for that. x22Star Trek: The City on the Edge of Forever (1.28)x22 (1967) Dr. McCoy . You deliberately stopped me, Jim. I could have saved her. Do you know what you just did Spock . He knows, Doctor. He knows. Dr. McCoy . after coming out of a faint The most common question to ask would be x22Where am Ix22. I donx27t think Ix27ll ask it. Edith Keeler . Why not Dr. McCoy . The only possible answer would conclusively prove that Ix27m either unconscious or demented. This looks like old Earth around 1920, x2725. Edith Keeler . Would you care to try for x2730 Dr. McCoy . I am unconscious or demented. Edith Keeler . I have a friend that talks about Earth the same way that you do. Would you like to meet him Dr. McCoy . Ix27m a surgeon, not a psychiatrist. I am Leonard McCoy, Senior Medical Officer aboard the U. S.S. Enterprise. Edith Keeler . I donx27t mean to disbelieve you, but thatx27s hardly a Navy uniform. Dr. McCoy . Thatx27s quite all right. Thatx27s quite all right, dear, because I donx27t believe in you, either. Dr. McCoy . to Edith You know, Ix27ve convinced myself that this is all in a cordrazine hallucination. But Ix27ve decided youx27re not. Dr. McCoy . Assassins Murderers Murderers Assassins he spots a homeless man Dr. McCoy . You What planet is this the homeless man runs away Dr. McCoy . chasing after him, shouting crazily No Donx27t run I wonx27t kill you Itx27s they who do the killing Donx27t run I wonx27t kill you Dr. McCoy . tending to an injured and unconscious Sulu Therex27s a heart flutter. Ix27d better risk a few drops of cordrazine. Capt. Kirk . Thatx27s tricky stuff - are you sure you want to risk. Dr. McCoy . McCoy administers the cordrazine, and Sulux27s eyes open You were about to make a medical comment, Jim Capt. Kirk . Who, me, Doctor x22Star Trek: That Which Survives (3.17)x22 (1969) Captain James T. Kirk . about Losira She must have been. a remarkable woman. Dr. McCoy . And beautiful. Mr. Spock . Beauty is transitory, Doctor however, she was evidently highly intelligent. Captain James T. Kirk . Kirk to Enterprise, five to beam up. I donx27t agree with you, Mr. Spock. Mr. Spock . Indeed, Captain. Captain James T. Kirk . Beauty. survives. In trying to dig Dx27Amatox27s grave with his phaser, Kirk canx27t get far Sulu . Thatx27s the same red rock. Captain James T. Kirk . My phaser didnx27t cut through it. Dr. McCoy . Whatever it is, it has a mighty high melting point. Captain James T. Kirk . 8,000 degrees Centigrade. It looks like igneous rock but infinitely denser. Sulu . taking readings after an earthquake Itx27s gone hands Kirk his tricorder Sulu . The Enterprise - itx27s gone Dx27Amato . Hex27s right Therex27s nothing there Dr. McCoy . How could it just be gone What the devil does that mean, Jim Captain James T. Kirk . For one thing. it means wex27re stranded. Sulu . Looking at a rockpile grave marker for Dx27amato He looks so lonely there. Dr. McCoy . It would be worse if he had company. Sulu . How can you joke about it Dr. McCoy . Ix27m not joking. Until we know what killed him, none of us is safe. x22Star Trek: The Omega Glory (2.23)x22 (1968) Dr. McCoy . Jim, the analysis of this so far is potassium 35, carbon 18, phosphorus 1.0, calcium 1.5. Jim, the crew didnx27t leave. Theyx27re still here. Captain James T. Kirk . What do you mean Dr. McCoy . These white crystals is whatx27s left of the human body when you take the water away, which makes up 96 of our bodies. Without water, wex27re all just three or four pounds of chemicals. Captain Tracey . excitedly Youx27ve isolated the serum Captain James T. Kirk . shouting Therex27s no serum Therex27re no miracles Therex27s no immortality here All this is for nothing Captain Tracey . Explain it to him, Doctor Dr. McCoy . Leave medicine to medical men, Captain You found no fountain of youth here Dr. McCoy . Spock, we gotta do something. Mr. Spock . Ix27m open to suggestions, Doctor. Dr. McCoy . notices Spock concentrating on Sirah Whatx27re you doing Mr. Spock . Ix27m making a suggestion. Dr. McCoy . Who knows It might eventually cure the common cold, but lengthen lives Poppycock I can do more for you if you just eat right and exercise regularly. Dr. McCoy . Spock, Ix27ve found that evil usually triumphs - unless good is very, very careful. x22Star Trek: The Devil in the Dark (1.25)x22 (1967) McCoy has been ordered to help a silicon-based life form McCoy . You canx27t be serious. That thing is virtually made out of stone Captain James T. Kirk . Help it. Treat it. McCoy . Ix27m a doctor, not a bricklayer. Captain James T. Kirk . Youx27re a healer. Therex27s a patient. Thatx27s an order. Mr. Spock . The Horta is badly wounded. It may die. Dr. McCoy . It wonx27t die. By golly, Jim, Ix27m beginning to think I can cure a rainy day. Captain James T. Kirk . Can you help it Dr. McCoy . Helped it I cured it. Captain James T. Kirk . How Dr. McCoy . Well, I had the ship beam down 100 pounds of that thermal concrete. You know, the kind we use to build emergency shelters out of x27em. Itx27s mostly silicone. So I just troweled it into the wound, and itx27ll act like a bandage until it heals. Take a look. Itx27s as good as new. Captain James T. Kirk . Well, Mr. Spock, Ix27m gonna have to ask you to get in touch with the Horta again. Tell her our proposition: She and her children can do all the tunneling they want, our people will remove the minerals, and each side will leave the other alone. You think shex27ll go for it Mr. Spock . It seems logical, Captain. The Horta has a very logical mind - and after close association with humans, I find that curiously refreshing. Dr. McCoy . Schmitter didnx27t burn to death, Jim, not in the usual sense anyway. Captain James T. Kirk . Explain that. Dr. McCoy . Well, there are only fragments of bone and teeth left, but the plantx27s physician agrees with me - a chemical corrosion, almost as if hex27d been thrown into a vat of extremely corrosive acid. Captain James T. Kirk . Strong enough to eat machinery Dr. McCoy . Strong enough to eat anything else the way we can think of. Mr. Spock . Curious. What Chief Vanderberg said about the horta is exactly what the mother horta said to me. She found humanoid appearance revolting. but she thought she could get used to it. Dr. McCoy . Oh, she did, did she Now, tell me, did she happen to make any comment about those ears Mr. Spock . Not specifically, but I did get the distinct impression she found them the most attractive human characteristic of all. I didnx27t have the heart to tell her that only I have. Captain James T. Kirk . interrupts Spock She really liked those ears Mr. Spock . Captain, the horta is a remarkably intelligent and sensitive creature. with impeccable taste. Captain James T. Kirk . Because she approved of you Mr. Spock . Really, Captain, my modesty. Captain James T. Kirk . interrupts Spock . does not bear close examination, Mr. Spock. I suspect youx27re becoming more and more human all the time. Mr. Spock . surprised. a little You. Captain, I see no reason to stand here and be insulted. Captain James T. Kirk . exchanges laughing glances with McCoy as Spock walks away Ahead Warp Factor Two. x22Star Trek: The Man Trap (1.1)x22 (1966) Captain James T. Kirk . Shall we pick some flowers, Doctor When a man visits an old girlfriend, she usually expects something like that. Dr. McCoy . Is that how you get girls to like you - by bribing them Dr. McCoy . examining Darnell Dead, Jim. first aired occurrence of his famous line Dr. McCoy . Lord, forgive me. before shooting x22Nancyx22, the creature x22Star Trek: Arena (1.18)x22 (1967) first lines Captain James T. Kirk . Youx27ll enjoy Commodore Travers. He sets a good table. Dr. McCoy . I wonder if he brought his personal chef along with him to Cestus III. Captain James T. Kirk . Probably. Rank hath its privileges. Dr. McCoy . they both chuckle How well we both know that Dr. McCoy . Wherex27s the Captain, Mr. Spock Mr. Spock . Hex27s out there, Doctor - out there somewhere, in a thousand cubic parsecs of space and there is absolutely nothing we can do to help him. Dr. McCoy . We appeal to you in the name of civilization Put a stop to this Metron . Your violent intent and actions demonstrate that you are not civilized. Dr. McCoy . I, for one, could use a good non-reconstituted meal. Mr. Spock . Doctor, you are a sensualist. Dr. McCoy . You bet your pointed ears I am. x22Star Trek: The Animated Series: The Eye of the Beholder (1.15)x22 (1974) Captain James T. Kirk . A captain of a ship, no matter his rank, must follow the book. Mr. Spock . A capability Ix27m afraid out of the reach of most humans. Doctor McCoy . You Vulcans are the most impossible, unimaginative. Captain James T. Kirk . Bones, thatx27s not helping the situation. Doctor McCoy . My shoes are full of sand. Mr. Spock . Doctor, your lack of scientific interest is amazing. Captain James T. Kirk . A forcefield. It seems harmless enough. Doctor McCoy . So do the bars of a jail unless youx27re on the inside. Captain James T. Kirk . And we are definitely on the inside. x22Star Trek: The Conscience of the King (1.13)x22 (1966) Dr. McCoy . This is the first time in a week Ix27ve had time for a drop. Would you care for a drink, Mr. Spock Mr. Spock . My fatherx27s race was spared the dubious benefits of alcohol. Dr. McCoy . Oh. Now I know why they were conquered. What are you worried about Jim generally knows what hex27s doing. Mr. Spock . It was illogical for him to bring those players aboard. Dr. McCoy . Illogical Did you get a look at that Juliet Thatx27s a pretty exiting creature. Of course your, uh, personal chemistry would prevent you from seeing that. Did it ever occur to you that he simply might like the girl Mr. Spock . It occurred. I dismissed it. Dr. McCoy . You would. Dr. McCoy . In the long history of medicine, no doctor has ever caught the first few minutes of a play. Dr. McCoy . What if you decide that he is Kodos What then Do you play God, carry his head through the corridors in triumph That wonx27t bring back the dead, Jim Captain James T. Kirk . No. But they may rest easier. Mr. Spock . Youx27ve got to pull him through. Dr. McCoy . Ix27m not sure I can. Mr. Spock . If he dies, the only one whox27ll able to identify Kodos is the captain, and hex27ll be the next target. x22Star Trek: New Voyages: Come What May (1.0)x22 (2004) Mr. Spock . Doctor, your dismal record with emotional women has already been established. Dr. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy . Why you, green-blooded, in-human, son of a. Admiral Leslie . on viewscreen Captain Captain James T. Kirk . Admiral, I was just about to send you my report. Dr. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy . Oh, wex27re all ears Admiral Leslie . You will proceed to the following coordinates and redezvous with two robot cargo ships carrying a shipment of grain to Shermanx27s planet. x22Star Trek: Wink of an Eye (3.11)x22 (1968) Dr. McCoy . I was looking at him. I was looking right at him and he. and he just wasnx27t there. Captain James T. Kirk . Bones, could something be making me hallucinate Dr. McCoy . Whadda you mean Captain James T. Kirk . I mean that twice before something touched me and there was nothing there, and it just happened again. Could I be imagining it Dr. McCoy . Well, physically, therex27s nothing wrong with you. Captain James T. Kirk . But am I hallucinating Dr. McCoy . Ix27d say no. Captain James T. Kirk . Then we did beam something aboard. Something HAS invaded the ship. Dr. McCoy . Therex27s no questions about it, Spock. I want you to take a look at this. The same substance is in the captainx27s coffee as in the Scalosian water and therex27s no trace of it in any of the other cups. x22Star Trek: Shore Leave (1.15)x22 (1966) Captain James T. Kirk . You follow the rabbit. Ix27ll backtrack the girl. Ix27ll meet you around the other side of the hill. Dr. McCoy . Good. I got a personal grudge against that rabbit, Jim. Tonia Barrows . about to change clothes in the bushes Donx27t peek. Dr. McCoy . My dear girl, I am a doctor. When I peek, itx27s in the line of duty. Dr. McCoy . Oh, them, well. I, uh. I was thinking about a little cabaret I know on Rigel II, and, uh. there were these two girls in the chorus line. And, well, here they are Well, after all, I am on shore leave. Tonia Barrows . And so am I. Dr. McCoy . Oh, yes, so you are. Dr. McCoy . communicating up to the ship Captain, are you beaming down Captain James T. Kirk . I hadnx27t planned to, Bones. Why Dr. McCoy . Well, either our scouting probes and detectors are malfunctioning, and all us scouts careless and beauty-intoxicated, or I must report myself unfit for duty. Captain James T. Kirk . Explain. Dr. McCoy . On this supposedly uninhabited planet I just saw a large rabbit pull a gold watch from his vest and claim that he was late. Captain James T. Kirk . Thatx27s pretty good, Bones. All right, I got one for you: The rabbit was followed by a little blonde girl, right Dr. McCoy . As a matter of fact, yes, and they disappeared through a hole in a hedge. Captain James T. Kirk . All right, Doctor, Ix27ll take your report under consideration. x22Star Trek: And the Children Shall Lead (3.4)x22 (1968) Mr. Spock . Evil does seek to maintain power by suppressing the truth. Dr. McCoy . Or by misleading the innocent. Captain James T. Kirk . Misleading the innocent I wonder. Dr. McCoy . As Medical Officer I must warn you that unless the normal grief is tapped and released from these children, you are treading dangerously. Dr. McCoy . of the children Theyx27re crying, Jim I donx27t know how it happened, but itx27s good to see. x22Star Trek: Muddx27s Women (1.6)x22 (1966) Captain James T. Kirk . Bridge to transporter room. How many did we get off Lt. Cmdr. Montgomery x27Scottyx27 Scott . staring at Muddx27s women Oh. Erm. Four in all, sir. Captain James T. Kirk . If the captain that vessel can walk, I want him in my cabin immediately. Correction, I want him there whether he can walk or not. Kirk out. Harcourt Fenton Mudd aka Leo Walsh . That fellow sounded a mite upset, didnx27t he Lt. Cmdr. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy, M. D. . staring at Muddx27s women Yes. yes they are. Mr. Spock . Ix27m happy the affair is over. A most annoying emotional episode. Lt. Cmdr. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy, M. D. . points at his chest Smack right in the old heart. Oh, Ix27m sorry. points at his kidneys Lt. Cmdr. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy, M. D. . In your case, it would be about here. Mr. Spock . The fact that my internal arrangement differs from yours, Doctor, pleases me no end. Captain James T. Kirk . Well, come on, youx27re the doctor. What is it Is it that wex27re tired and theyx27re beautiful. and they are INCREDIBLY beautiful. Lt. Cmdr. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy, M. D. . Are they, Jim Are they actually more lovely, pound for pound, measurement per measurement, than any other women youx27ve known, or is it that they just. well, ACT beautiful No, strike that. Strike that. Captain James T. Kirk . KIRK What are they, Bones Lt. Cmdr. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy, M. D. . You mean are they alien illusions That sort of thing Captain James T. Kirk . I asked you first. Lt. Cmdr. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy, M. D. . No. An alien smart enough to pull this would be smart enough to keep my medical scanner from going x22BLEEP. x22 Captain James T. Kirk . I donx27t follow you. Lt. Cmdr. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy, M. D. . I donx27t either. x22Star Trek: Patterns of Force (2.21)x22 (1968) Spock . the Enterprise has detonated a missile launched at them from a nearby planet Fascinating. A thermonuclear warhead. McCoy . Thatx27s generations ahead of where these people should be technically. How did they manage that Capt. Kirk . Maybe they had help. referring to a picture of John Gill, a Federation member the Enterprise has been sent to locate McCoy . has beamed down in a Nazi uniform Stupid computer made a mistake in the measurements. The right bootx27s too tight. Spock . There is a logical way to proceed, Doctor. Point your toe, apply equal pressure to either side of the boot and push. We have no time for emotionalism. Spock . Captain, I never will understand Humans. How could a man as brilliant, a mind as logical as John Gillx27s, have made such a fatal error Capt. Kirk . He drew the wrong conclusion from history. The problem with the Nazis wasnx27t simply that their leaders were evil, psychotic men. They were. But the main problem, I think, was the leader principle. McCoy . What hex27s saying, Spock, is that a man who holds that much power, even with the best intentions, just canx27t resist the urge to play God. Spock . Thank you, Doctor. I was able to gather the meaning. McCoy . It also proves another Earth saying: Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Darn clever, these Earthmen, wouldnx27t you say Spock . Yes. Earthmen like Ramses, Alexander, Caesar, Napoleon, Hitler, Lee Kuan. Your whole Earth history is made up of men seeking absolute power. McCoy . defensively Now, Spock, you obviously donx27t under. Spock . Obviously, Doctor, you fail to accept. Capt. Kirk . Gentlemen - gentlemen, wex27ve just been through one civil war letx27s not start another. John Gill . Ekosians, the road ahead is difficult. It requires courage and dedication. It requires faith. The Zeon colony has existed for nearly a half a century. If we fulfill our own greatness, that will all be ended. Working together will at times be difficult to reach that goal. And we will reach that goal Spock . Captain, the speech follows no logical pattern. Capt. Kirk . Random sentences strung together. McCoy . He looks drugged, Jim. Almost at a cataleptic state. x22Star Trek: The Animated Series: The Magicks of Megas-Tu (1.8)x22 (1973) Doctor McCoy . At least I have the good sense to be scared, Jim. Doctor McCoy . You think Lucien really was the demon some men call Lucifer Captain James T. Kirk . Does it really matter, Bones Mr. Spock . It just might, captain. If he was, this would be the second time Lucifer was cast out. And thanks to you, the first time he was saved. x22Star Trek: The Animated Series: The Survivor (1.6)x22 (1973) Doctor McCoy . surprised to see the captured shape-shifter escorted by a guard You caught him. Mr. Spock . Acute observation, Doctor. Doctor McCoy . Ix27m glad to see him under guard, Jim. If hex27d turned into a second Spock, it would have been too much to take. Mr. Spock . Perhaps. But then two Dr. McCoys just might bring the level of medical efficiency on this ship up to acceptable levels. Doctor McCoy . Spock, of all the cold blooded, inhospitable requests Ix27ve ever heard Doctor McCoy . And you say Ix27m a man of curious habits Jimx27s talking to a table. x22Star Trek: The Doomsday Machine (2.6)x22 (1967) Capt. Kirk . Bones, you ever hear of a doomsday machine Dr. McCoy . No, Ix27m a doctor, not a mechanic. Spock . Random chance seems to have operated in our favor. Dr. McCoy . In plain non-Vulcan English, wex27ve been lucky. Spock . I believe I said that, Doctor. x22Star Trek: Metamorphosis (2.9)x22 (1967) Dr. McCoy . Ix27m not a scientist or a physicist, Mr. Spock, but am I correct in assuming that anything that generates electricity can be shorted out Mr. Spock . Quite correct, Doctor. Captain James T. Kirk . How do you fight a thing like that Dr. McCoy . Maybe youx27re a soldier so often that you forget youx27re also trained to be a diplomat. Why not try a carrot instead of a stick Captain James T. Kirk . Therex27s no doubt about it, the Companion is female. Zefram Cochrane . I donx27t understand. Dr. McCoy . You donx27t A blind man could see it with a cane. Youx27re not a pet. Youx27re not a specimen kept in a cage. Youx27re a lover. x22Star Trek: Court Martial (1.20)x22 (1967) Dr. McCoy . If you have any doubt, that was indeed Captain James Kirk of the Enterprise. Areel Shaw . Yes, I know. Are you a friend of his Dr. McCoy . In these trying times, one of the few. Doctor Leonard McCoy, and you Areel Shaw . Areel Shaw, and Ix27m a friend, too. An old one. Dr. McCoy . All of my old friends look like doctors all of his look like you. Dr. McCoy . Mr. Spock, youx27re the most cold-blooded man Ix27ve ever known. Mr. Spock . Why, thank you, Doctor. Dr. McCoy . If you have any doubts, that was indeed Captain James Kirk, of the Enterprise. Areel Shaw . Yes, I know. Are you a friend of his Dr. McCoy . In these trying times, one of the few. Doctor Leonard McCoy. And you Areel Shaw . Areel Shaw. And Ix27m a friend too. An old one. Dr. McCoy . All of my old friends look like doctors. All of his look like you huge grin Dr. McCoy . x22Star Trek: Balance of Terror (1.14)x22 (1966) Stiles . These are Romulans You run away from them and you guarantee war. Theyx27ll be back - not just one ship, but with everything theyx27ve got. You know that, Mr. Science Officer. Youx27re the expert on these people, but youx27ve always left out that one point. Why Ix27m very interested in why. Captain James T. Kirk . Sit down, mister. Stiles does so, there is an awkward silence Mr. Spock . Concordo. Attack. Captain James T. Kirk . Are you suggesting we fight. to prevent a fight Dr. McCoy . Based on what Memories of a war over a century ago On theories about a people wex27ve never even met face to face Stiles . We know what they look like. Mr. Spock . Yes, indeed we do, Mr. Stiles. And if the Romulans are an offshoot of my Vulcan blood - and I think this likely - then attack becomes even more imperative. Dr. McCoy . War is never imperative, Mr. Spock. Mr. Spock . It is for them, Doctor. Vulcan, like Earth, had its aggressive, colonizing period - savage, even by Earth standards - and if the Romulans retain this martial philosophy, then weakness is something we dare not show. Stiles . We enter the Neutral Zone in one minute, Captain. Dr. McCoy . Do we violate the treaty, Captain Mr. Spock . They did, Doctor. Mr. Spock . Once inside, they can claim we did. A set-up. They want war, we furnish the provocation. McCoy . In this galaxy, therex27s a mathematical probability of three million Earth-type planets. And in all of the universe, three million million galaxies like this. And in all of that. and perhaps more, only one of each of us. pause McCoy . Donx27t destroy the one named Kirk. x22Star Trek: The Squire of Gothos (1.17)x22 (1967) Mr. Spock . The precise meaning of the word x27desertx27 is a waterless, barren wasteland. I fail to understand your romantic nostalgia for such a place. Dr. McCoy . Doesnx27t surprise me, Mr. Spock. I canx27t imagine a mirage ever disturbing those mathematically perfect brainwaves of yours. Mr. Spock . Thank you, Dr. McCoy. Dr. McCoy . You should taste his food. Straw would taste better than his meat, and water a hundred times better than his brandy - nothing has any taste at all. Mr. Spock . It may be unappetizing, doctor, but it is logical. Dr. McCoy . Ah, therex27s that magic word again. Does your logic find this fascinating, Mr. Spock Mr. Spock . No, x27fascinatingx27 is a word I use for the unexpected. In this case, I should think x27interestingx27 would suffice. Captain James T. Kirk . How were our scanners able to penetrate that radiation field Mr. Spock . They didnx27t, Captain. Not clearly. We merely beamed up all life forms in a given area. Dr. McCoy . Which means Trelane is not a life form as we know it or hex27d be beaming through now. x22Star Trek: The Animated Series: The Infinite Vulcan (1.7)x22 (1973) Doctor McCoy . Now just a minute. I canx27t let you, whatever you are, inject him with some alien. dewdrop Captain James T. Kirk . Bones Doctor McCoy . One of my great, great granddaddies way back had the finest garden in the South. Had to scramble around a little bit to find the materials, but Ix27ve got his recipe brewing now. Doctor McCoy . Well how about that Great Granddadyx27s weed spray still works. x22Star Trek: The Animated Series: Muddx27s Passion (1.10)x22 (1973) Captain James T. Kirk . Do you think Harry Mudd is doen there, Spock Mr. Spock . The probability of his presence on Motherlode is 81 per cent plus or minus .53. Doctor McCoy . Why canx27t you just say Muddx27s probably there Mr. Spock . I just did, doctor. Doctor McCoy . Did I ever tel you about the time I saved captain Kirkx27s life Or Spocks the girl shakes her head Doctor McCoy . And my dear friend scotty, and that pretty little lieutenant Uhura, Ix27ve saved just about everbody on this here ship. If the Enterprise had a heart, Ix27d safe her too Now, letx27s talk about your heart, my dear. x22Star Trek: The Changeling (2.3)x22 (1967) Nomad . You are the Kirk, the creator. You programmed my function. Dr. McCoy . outraged Well, Ix27M not the Kirk. Tell ME what your function is. Nomad . This is one of your units, creator Capt. Kirk . Yes, he is. Nomad . It functions irrationally. Capt. Kirk . Sometimes, but tell him your function, nevertheless. Nomad . My function is to probe for biological infestations, to destroy that which is not perfect. Dr. McCoy . looking at an isometric drawing of the NOMAD probe Well, thatx27s not the same. Spock . Essentially, it is, Doctor. I believe that more happened to it than just damage in the meteor collision. It mentioned x22the other. x22 The unanswered question is: the other WHAT x22Star Trek: The Next Generation: Encounter at Farpoint (1.1)x22 (1987) Lt. Commander Data . I thought it was generally accepted, sir, that Vulcans are an advanced and most honorable race. Admiral Leonard H. x22Bonesx22 McCoy . They are, they are. And damn annoying at times. x22Star Trek: The Animated Series: Once Upon a Planet (1.9)x22 (1973) Mr. Spock . Was anyone considering the subject of pterodactyls Doctor McCoy . Spock, not now Doctor McCoy . Your forgetting one thing: the planetx27s sensors can undoubtedly deteact the difference between real and feigned injuries. Captain James T. Kirk . True, Bones, but Ix27m sure there must be something in your little black pouch that can temporarily incapacitate our victim Doctor McCoy . Well, something like Melenex might do the trick: brief unconciousness and temporary skin discoloration. It looks worse than it is. Captain James T. Kirk . Perfect, Bones. x22Star Trek: New Voyages: In Harms Way (1.1)x22 (2004) Mr. Spock . Doctor, your poor attempts at humor exasperate an already desperate situation. Dr. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy . I donx27t think I like you. Dr. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy . All this, for a history we donx27t know, for people we may or may not become Captain, call it off while you still can. x22Star Trek: The Animated Series: Albatross (2.4)x22 (1974) Mr. Spock . You realize doctor, if you go and fail to find an antidote, you too will die. Dr. McCoy . Ix27m a doctor, Spock. A doctor Get us beamed aboard Capt. Kirk . Gentlemen, I donx27t know about you, but Ix27m ready to get back to Starbase. Dr. McCoy . Yes, sir. Dr. McCoy . And Ix27m ready to get back to some of that monotonous, olx27 routine sickbay work. Mr. Spock . Including, I would hope, some of that monotonous, old dispensing of the regular vitamin rations to the crew. Dr. McCoy . What is that supposed to mean Mr. Spock . Well, you have been derelict in your duties, of late, doctor. Dr. McCoy . Spock, you know as well as I do what wex27ve all just been through. Mr. Spock . Hippocrates would not have approved of lame excuses, doctor. Dr. McCoy . Jim, if Ix27m ever in jail again, donx27t send that Vulcan to release me. Just let me rot. x22Star Trek: Elaan of Troyius (3.13)x22 (1968) Dr. McCoy . Are you out of your Vulcan mind Captain James T. Kirk . The Federation High Commissioner will be attending the wedding. Dr. McCoy . Oh, the fat will be in the fire when he learns the bride just tried to murder the groomx27s ambassador. Dr. McCoy . Now listen, Jim. Petri told Christine that the Elasian women have a sort of a biochemical substance in their tears that acts like a super love potion. And according to him, it doesnx27t wear off. x22Star Trek: The Return of the Archons (1.21)x22 (1967) Dr. McCoy . absorbed You speak in strange whispers. This is not the way of Landru. Dr. McCoy . absorbed Blessed be the body, and health to all of its parts. x22Star Trek: Let That Be Your Last Battlefield (3.15)x22 (1969) Captain James T. Kirk . in Sick Bay, McCoy is examining the unconscious Lokai after the Enterprise recovers him in a stolen shuttle Your prognosis, Doctor Dr. McCoy . Well, I canx27t give you one, Jim. Ix27ve never worked on anyone like him or any THING like him. Mr. Spock . Yet you are pumping him full of your noxious potions as if he were a human. Dr. McCoy . angrily When in doubt, the book prevails, Mr. Spock. Ix27ve run tests. Blood is blood, even when itx27s green like yours. Dr. McCoy . Well, however we view him, captain, hex27s certainly no ordinary specimen. Well, Lokai, I donx27t know whatx27s normal for you exactly, but if I had your readings I would be the most incredible physical specimen of all time. Wex27ve never encountered a being like you. Ix27d like to know more about you and your planet. Lokai . Ix27m very tired. Captain James T. Kirk . And very evasive, or at least not fully responsive. Now then. Lokai . I insist, Ix27m extremely tired, made so by your vindictive cross examinations. I will answer no more questions. x22Star Trek: The Animated Series: How Sharper Than a Serpentx27s Tooth (2.5)x22 (1974) Kukulkan . If you do not know me, than it is my task to teach you transports the crewmen to another place Dr. McCoy . Just once I wish hex27d let us use the stairs. Dr. McCoy . Therex27s a line from Shakespeare. Captain Kirk . Yes Bones, I remember it: How sharper than a serpents tooth it is to have a thankless child. Mr. Spock . Indeed, Captain. x22Star Trek: Charlie X (1.2)x22 (1966) Captain James T. Kirk . Ix27d like you to give him the necessary medical orientation on the problems of. eh, adolescence. Lt. Cmdr. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy, M. D. . Donx27t you think it would be better for a strong father image, like you He already looks up to you. Captain James T. Kirk . The job is yours, Bones, flattery will get you nowhere. Lt. Cmdr. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy, M. D. . Whatx27s going on here Spock calls me to the bridge and then goes into some kind of poetry Captain James T. Kirk . referring to the wounded Uhura See to her, Doctor. Mr. Spock . Once upon a midnight dreary while I pondered, weak and weary. Charlie Evans . Very nice, Mr. Ears. x22Star Trek: The Alternative Factor (1.27)x22 (1967) Dr. McCoy . Hex27s in a lot of pain Capt. Kirk . Sometimes pain can drive a man harder than pleasure. Ix27m sure you know that, Doctor Dr. McCoy . Well, as you know, we both brought Lazarus in here and I treated a deep abrasion on his forehead, right Capt. Kirk . Right. Dr. McCoy . And then I bandaged it, I stepped into this room for just a moment. Capt. Kirk . Bones, I have a lot of things to do. Get to the point. Dr. McCoy . Well, say hex27s got the constitution of a dinosaur, recuperative powers, ditto. Capt. Kirk . Mm-hm. Dr. McCoy . And, as we both know, Ix27m a bright young medic with a miraculous touch. Capt. Kirk . Mm-hm. Dr. McCoy . Well, why, then, when I returned, there wasnx27t a trace of that wound on his forehead Not even a bruise. It was like he had never been injured. x22Star Trek: Tomorrow Is Yesterday (1.19)x22 (1967) Capt. Kirk . talking about Captain Christopher And if we do get back to where we belong, then he wonx27t belong. Wex27re roughly about the same age, but in our society, hex27d be useless. Archaic. Dr. McCoy . But maybe he could be retrained, re-educated. Capt. Kirk . Now youx27re sounding like Spock. Dr. McCoy . If youx27re gonna get nasty, Ix27m gonna leave. Mr. Spock . I made an error in my computations. Dr. McCoy . Oh This could be an historic occasion. x22Star Trek: New Voyages: To Serve All My Days (1.2)x22 (2006) Dr. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy . Take this shift off. Go back to your quarters and relax. Lt. Pavel Chekov . But doctor, I feel fine Dr. Leonard x27Bonesx27 McCoy . Hey, doctorx27s orders. And if you decide to disobey, remember, I can pull you in here for a complete two day medical exam, with probes, just because. Lt. Pavel Chekov . I think Ix27ll go back to my quarters. and relax. x22Star Trek: New Voyages: Blood and Fire: Part Two (1.5)x22 (2009) Kirk . What the hell do you think youx27re doing McCoy . This isnx27t negotiable, Jim. Those people need a doctor who knows what hex27s doing. Ix27m it. Kirk . Bones, I can order you not to go. McCoy . Youx27re not the only one who can disobey an order. You wanna save x27em So do I Now let me do my God damn job. x22Star Trek: The Animated Series: The Terratin Incident (1.11)x22 (1973) Doctor McCoy . Jim, you donx27t mean youx27re going to abandon the mapping mission to check out some meaningless signal Captain James T. Kirk . Meaningless at the moment, Bones, but it was sent twice. Odd against that occuring in a totally random transmission are too high to ignore. Mr. Spock . Miss Chapel, what is the composition of this decoration Nurse Christine Chapel . Well it was made for me by the Titanium smiths of Libra, but. it was an arm bracelet. More like a necklace now. Mr. Spock . Yet the uniform on which you wear it fits as well as ever. Uniform made of algae based xenulon, I believe. x22 Doctor McCoy . Arenx27t all our uniforms xenulon Captain James T. Kirk . Yes. And theyx27ve all been shrinking proportionally with us. x22Star Trek: The Animated Series: The Lorelei Signal (1.4)x22 (1973) Theela . I am Theela, the head female. Welcome, James Kirk, Dr. McCoy, Mr. Spock, welcome. Mr. Spock . The form is humanoid, but there are many internal differences. Their bodies appear to function in an unusual psychokinetic level. Doctor McCoy . First time I ever admired a body function. Theela . Take them to the slumber chambers. They must rest. Doctor McCoy . Probably that nectar. Itx27s potent as Saurian brandy. x22Star Trek: The Menagerie: Part I (1.11)x22 (1966) Captain James T. Kirk . Therex27s a false entry in the log right now which doesnx27t jibe with the established facts. How do you explain that Dr. McCoy . I canx27t But to question Spock, of all people. Me, yes. I could run off half-cocked given a good reason, so could you, but not Spock. Itx27s impossible. Mr. Spock . Doctor, as senior officer present, I present myself to you for arrest. Dr. McCoy . What Mr. Spock . The charge is mutiny, Doctor. I never received orders to take command. Star Trek Adventure (1991) Dr. McCoy . Medical log, stardate 8707.2. Dr. McCoy reporting. The crew of the Enterprise is busy readying itself for an ordeal that Ix27m sure will prove to be trying: a Starfleet training mission. Below us on Earth, Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock are attending a conference at Federation headquarters, which makes them unable to help supervise the new graduates. But at least Ix27m not alone in this endeavor. Uhura, Chekov, Sulu and Scotty are aboard too, and you couldnx27t ask for better instructors than that. Dr. McCoy . Now that the new x22Captainx22 and his fellow graduates are on the bridge, I can feel my nervous stomach acting up. I have to keep reminding myself that this is only a training mission. x22Star Trek: The Animated Series: One of Our Planets Is Missing (1.3)x22 (1973) Mr. Spock . Captain, I have completed the analysis of the target area. Unfortunately, the brain is so vast, our entire offensive armament will not assure its destruction. However, the brain could e completely destroyed if we convert the entire ship to energy aimed at the brainx27s cortex and expand the energy in one mortal strike. Doctor McCoy . That sounds like youx27re telling us to blow up the ship. Mr. Spock . I believe that is what I just said, doctor. Doctor McCoy . Jim, if we donx27t self-destruct now, all those people will die x22Star Trek: The Animated Series: The Practical Joker (2.3)x22 (1974) Dr. McCoy . Lieutenant Uhura, I have to hand it to you. This is just what the doctor would have ordered. Dr. McCoy . When I get my hands on the clown whox27s behind all this, Ix27ll put him in sickbay for a week Main Computer . Temper, temper x22Star Trek: The Naked Time (1.4)x22 (1966) Dr. McCoy . Jim, he was decontaminated, hex27s been medically checked, wex27ve run every test we know for everything that we know. Capt. Kirk . Thatx27s not good enough Dr. McCoy . Well, wex27re doing everything thatx27s possible. Capt. Kirk . Bones, I want the impossible checked out, too. Dr. McCoy . Your pulse is two hundred and forty-two. Your blood pressure is practically non-existent. Assuming you call that green stuff in your veins blood. Spock . The readings are perfectly normal for me, Doctor, thank you. And as for my anatomy being different from yours, I am delighted. x22Star Trek: The Animated Series: The Ambergris Element (1.13)x22 (1973) Doctor McCoy . Medical Log: Stardate 5506.2. Captain Kirk and First Officer Spock were rescued forty-eight hours ago. They have no recollection of what happened to them after they were attacked, but medical examinations show an unidentified substance in the blood stream has affected their entire metabolism and changed them into water breathers. Their internal structure is completely transformed, and even their eyes are covered with a transparent film, like the second eyelid of a fish. So far all efforts to return them to normal have failed. Doctor McCoy . on intercom Therex27s a seaquake due in that area. A bad one. Complete topography changes. Scotty . How soon Doctor McCoy . Scotty . Within four hours. When are Jim and Spock due to make contact Scotty . About the same time. Scotty . Well can you contact them sooner Scotty . We can try like blue blazes. Scott out. x22Star Trek: New Voyages: World Enough and Time (1.3)x22 (2007) x22Star Trek: Whom Gods Destroy (3.14)x22 (1969) Dr. McCoy . How can we be powerful enough to wipe out a planet and still be so helpless x22Star Trek: The Animated Series: More Tribbles, More Troubles (1.5)x22 (1973) x22Star Trek: Mirror, Mirror (2.4)x22 (1967) Dr. McCoy . Jim, I think I liked him with a beard better. It gave him character. Of course almost any change would be a distinct improvement. Captain James T. Kirk . What worries me is the easy way his counterpart fitted into that other universe. I always thought Spock was a bit of a pirate at heart. Mr. Spock . Indeed, gentlemen. May I point out that I had an opportunity to observe your counterparts here quite closely. They were brutal, savage, unprincipled, uncivilized, treacherous - in every way splendid examples of homo sapiens, the very flower of humanity. I found them quite refreshing. Captain James T. Kirk . to McCoy Ix27m not sure, but I think wex27ve been insulted. Dr. McCoy . Ix27m sure. x22Star Trek: The Animated Series: Yesteryear (1.2)x22 (1973) Doctor McCoy . If that was supposed to be a joke, Spock, I have to remind you Vulcans donx27t tell jokes. Mr. Spock . Times change, Doctor. Times change. Star Trek: Judgment Rites (1993) (VG) Doctor Leonard McCoy . You can never trust anybody, and people who look like pointy-eared hobgoblins are definitely at the bottom of the list. Spock . It appears that Doctor McCoy did not learn the lesson of this mission either. Unfortunate, but not unexpected. x22Star Trek: New Voyages: Blood and Fire: Part One (1.4)x22 (2008)
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